Super Bowl Flyover Featuring All Female Pilots Running 20 Minutes Late | Eastern NC Now

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    GLENDALE, AZ     The Super Bowl flyover team featuring exclusively female pilots has informed NFL officials that they are running a "little behind."

    "We'll be right there! Sorry!" radioed pilot Amy Donaldson to an antsy crew at the stadium. "Just make yourselves comfortable!"

    While television producers expressed dismay at the delay, the pilots promised they were getting ready as fast as possible. "The line for the bathroom is going as fast as it can," assured lead pilot Emily Rawls. "Believe me, we will step on the gas and show everyone some woman power just as soon as we can! Until then - wait, hold on now - did we all just show up in the same flight outfit??"

    At publishing time, the team pushed back their arrival another ten minutes after one of the pilots burned out her landing gear taxiing with the parking brake on.