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The quiet town of Sidney, Montana made headlines recently after a transdimensional portal appeared in the home of Bob and Cynthia Allen. Sources say the wife accidentally opened the time-tunneling tesseract while trying to find the power button on the remote.

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( February 26th, 2023 @ 4:58 pm )
 
Amazingly I think I have a few of her bowls when my SO tried to use the washing machine! It had sputtered and shook and I thought the thing was gonna fly apart. Definitely a warp zone had occurred. Clothes were gone, and replaced with a nice bowl, cast iron skillet and a new kitten. I named her Warp.



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