Buffalo Guy Tagged And Released Back Into Wild

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Buffalo Guy Tagged And Released Back Into Wild

Published: Wednesday, April 12th, 2023 @ 10:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    WASHINGTON, D.C.     After two years in captivity, the QAnon buffalo guy has been tagged and released back into the wild to roam the plains once again.

    "Wow... just look at him go. No creature that majestic should be in a cage," said Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene with a tear in her eye. "Run free, Buffalo Guy! You are among your American buffalo brethren once again!"

    The news of Buffalo Guy's release has shaken Washington, with Democrat politicians running and hiding in terror upon hearing the news. "This is dangerous! Such a deadly wild animal should have been put down long ago! Who authorized this?" said a terrified Senator Chuck Schumer from under his desk.

    Sources say Buffalo Guy is now free due to the release of additional January 6th footage which showed the docile, lovable creature being gently escorted through the Capitol grounds by a team of trained Capitol Police buffalo handlers.

    At publishing time, AOC heard the news and died again.

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Wyatt Sanderman Day said:

( April 13th, 2023 @ 1:07 pm )

No I did not; "not that there was anything wrong with it." I was, instead, dodging tear gas canisters until I formed an interest in what I noticed to be individuals that not appear to be part of the group, but who were shouting instructions to the smaller sectors of the crowd as to make them belligerent, and not remain peaceful.

I think it is time to end this conversation. I don't want the FBI to go Full Trump on me, my family or my friends. Who can stand that ... obviously President Trump has withstood it.

Stan Deatherage said:

( April 13th, 2023 @ 12:22 pm )

Did YOU go INSIDE the capitol to JOIN the "mostly peaceful" "Insurectionists?"

Wyatt Sanderman Day said:

( April 13th, 2023 @ 12:18 pm )

Uh, yeah, I was kind of there.

Stan Deatherage said:

( April 13th, 2023 @ 11:45 am )

Wyatt, you have always been the empathetically sentimental type.

With that in mind: WERE YOU THERE ON JANUARY 6TH(!)?

Wyatt Sanderman Day said:

( April 12th, 2023 @ 11:10 pm )

A lone tear streaked downward across my right cheek when I read this restorative news ... Be free Bison Boy, "run free," and never again may they coral your blithe spirit to roam.

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