Southern Poverty Law Center Classifies Everyone Not Currently Wearing A Pride Shirt As A Hate Group

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Southern Poverty Law Center Classifies Everyone Not Currently Wearing A Pride Shirt As A Hate Group

Published: Monday, June 19th, 2023 @ 12:09 am
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

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    U.S.     The Southern Poverty Law Center has announced the addition of a dangerous new group to its list of hate groups: everyone who is not at this moment wearing a pride shirt.

    "This is the largest and most despicable hate group we've seen yet," said Senior Staff Attorney Will Sagwell. "As far as we can tell, these people number in the millions. As we approach the hallowed month of June, keep an eye out for people not wearing garish rainbow-colored t-shirts that say 'Pride' on them. They are members of a sinister new hate group."

    Sagwell then shrieked as he realized he wasn't wearing a pride shirt and fled the room in a panic.

    Federal and local government agencies have been placed on high alert and are preparing for a surge in hate activity perpetrated by members of the group, which is yet unnamed. Citizens are being urged to wear their shirts at all times along with several rainbow-colored clothing accessories to avoid being targeted by law enforcement.

    At publishing time, the SLPC had deemed anyone who criticized their hate group list to be a member of a hate group.

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It has been far too many years since the Woke theology interlaced its canons within the fabric of the Indoctrination Realm, so it is nigh time to ask: Does this Representative Republic continue, as a functioning society of a self-governed people, by contending with the unusual, self absorbed dictates of the Woke, and their vast array of Victimhood scenarios?

Yes, the Religion of Woke must continue; there are so many groups of underprivileged, underserved, a direct result of unrelenting Inequity; they deserve everything.

No; the Woke fools must be toppled from their self-anointed pedestal; a functioning society of a good Constitutional people cannot withstand this level of "existential" favoritism as it exists now.

I just observe; with this thoughtful observation: What will happen "when the Vikings are breeching our walls;" how do the Woke react?

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