Hero Trump Saves Government Secrets From Cyberattack By Hiding Them At Mar-a-Lago | Eastern North Carolina Now

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Publisher's Note: This series of posts on this one issue - The Unprecedented FBI Raid of President Trump's Mar-a-Lago Estate - can all be found here on ENC NOW.

    WASHINGTON, D.C.     The nation united in grateful praise of President Trump this morning when it was revealed that he had protected government secrets from a devastating cyberattack by hiding them all in boxes at Mar-a-Lago.

    "If there's one thing I know, it's cyber," said Trump to a rapturous crowd on Thursday morning. "I knew the devastating and terrible attack on our cyber was coming soon, so I took it upon myself to print out all the government's secrets and keep them in my bathroom where only I am allowed to go. Very secure, the most secure bathroom ever built, probably. You're welcome for saving the country. You don't have to thank me, but America would have been destroyed if I hadn't been three steps ahead of the cyber bad guys with my brain."

    Sources say the crowd cheered in a fit of ecstasy for the great genius President, much more genius than Biden or DeSantis, who had saved them all.

    At publishing time, Trump had purchased several Corvettes in which to store the documents more securely.

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Was it a judicious ploy for Joe Biden's FBI to execute the unprecedented raid of President Trump's Mar-a-Lago estate?
  Yes; the Cheneys despise this former Republican president, and for good reason ... so they say.
  No; never has a former president been treated with this level of vindictive abuse by those temporarily in power.
  Who cares? It's Trump.
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In the face of a known scandal finally being revealed by the corrupt Legacy Media regarding Joe Biden, his Mishandling of Classified Documents and his long history of Influence Peddling to our Foreign Adversaries for Personal and Familial Profit: What do you believe the outcome will be in America's Leftist practice of a Two Tiered Justice System?
  Nothing will happen since the Democratic Socialist Left is corrupt to the core, and their non patriot ambitions are only the control of power.
  Justice WILL be served, but NOT without a tremendous fight by those willing to save the Republic.
  Why can't everyone else understand that the Left is special because we care so much for our own, especially the well being of the president and his family, especially Hunter.
  What difference does it make; I am a product of a failed public education system.
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Mary said:
( July 26th, 2023 @ 11:00 am )
 
I don't know why people can't understand it he tried to sell this country out for money



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