New 'Threads' App Successfully Combines Everything You Hate About Twitter With Everything You Hate About Instagram | Eastern North Carolina Now

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    MENLO PARK, CA     Zuckerberg's thriving tech company Meta has announced an exciting and innovative new social media app called Threads, which combines all the things you hate about Twitter with everything you hate about Instagram.

    "After years of research, our engineers have created a revolution in social media technology: a Twitter clone on Instagram that offers the absolute worst of both worlds," said a VR headset-wearing Zuckerberg in an address to dozens of friends in the Metaverse. "At long last, you can read caustic hot takes written by talentless idiots, while still enjoying oppressive censorship and sepia-toned thirst traps from yoga pants models with obnoxious lip injections. You're welcome!"

    At the announcement, dozens of Metaverse avatars clapped, although it wasn't entirely clear whether they were clapping or glitching.

    Sources say the thrilling new app is indistinguishable from Twitter, except that it has fewer users, more censorship, and increased data mining.

    At publishing time, Meta stock had tanked after it was revealed that Threads misinformation administrators had already banned every single user except for Dr. Fauci and Ellen DeGeneres.

poll#128

Where do you stand on the wanton censorship by Big Tech Platforms, while retaining their Section 230 carveout indemnifying them for Slander /Defamation lawsuits and Copyright infringements?

  Big Tech Platforms have the right to Censor all speech providing they voluntarily relinquish their Section 230 Carveout.

  Big Tech Platforms DO NOT have the right to Censor any speech, while retaining multiple indemnifications by virtue of the Section 230 Carveout.

  I know nothing of this 230 talk, but "I do love me some social media".

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