Governor Of State People Are Fleeing From Agrees To Debate Governor Of State They Are Fleeing To

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Under the cover of Covid, and now in the shadow of the infamous Election Irregularities of that fated 2020 presidential election, with current emerging alleged election fraud in Nevada and Pennsylvania inconveniently slipping into the public discourse, there is proved a colluded ongoing Election Interference in the nomination of the Republican candidate, the likes of which has never occurred in our Constitutional Republic's history, albeit, the question remains: Do you support the plain-sight Election Interference of the Democratic Socialist party, employing its minions in their Propagandistic Media, and their Two Tiered Justice System?

98.88% No, I do not support Election Interference; I am a patriot unto our Constitution.

1.12% Yes, I do support Election Interference; the alternative, Donald Trump, to this mentally diminished president is far worse.

0% "What, me worry" if elections are rigged?

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Governor Of State People Are Fleeing From Agrees To Debate Governor Of State They Are Fleeing To

Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 12:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    U.S.     Fox News has scored exclusive TV rights for what many are already calling the debate of the century. The political bloodbath will pit Gavin Newsom, governor of the state people are fleeing from in terror, against Ron DeSantis, governor of the state people are fleeing to.

    Political commentator Sean Hannity expressed disbelief the two had agreed to match wits. "It's such an unfair fight. Newsom is single-handedly responsible for a mass exodus out of California, and he wants to debate the guy they are leaving him for?" he said. "It was supposed to be a joke! I didn't think anyone would agree to it!"

    DeSantis is reportedly excited to debate his West Coast nemesis. "I'm here to chew bubble gum and debate policy, and I'm all out of bubble gum," said DeSantis dorkily.

    Though questions are officially concealed until the night of the debate, experts expect topics to include: freedom, sunshine, and why there are no more UHaul trucks available in California anymore.

    At publishing time, Gov. Newsom had begun preparing for the upcoming debate by standing in front of the mirror and practicing hiding his forked lizard tongue behind his teeth.

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