9 Great Spots Around The House For You To Take A Nap - A Guide for Cats | Eastern North Carolina Now

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    Choosing the best spot in the house for a nap can be a tough decision, especially if you're a cat. Here are nine excellent choices for a feline looking to bed down for the afternoon:

1. In front of TV screen during movie's most important scene - a football game's biggest play is also acceptable.
2. On top of your human - Unless human starts to pet you, then run away.
3. Right on top of keyboard while human is typing - Itt is socomfortable herre fpr some reeason.
4. Wherever the dog wanted to nap - it just feels sweeter.
5. On the Bible - preferably on Sunday before church.
6. In the middle of the hall where humans are rudely trying to walk - they can be so insensitive.
7. On the only set of car keys - a perfect place to settle in for a few hours.
8. On the magical vibrating box the human calls a "printer" - it's like a massage while you nap.
9. In an Amazon box - Just make sure it isn't marked "Return", you might wind up in Abu Dhabi.

    Go forth with this handy guide and get to cat-napping!