9 Great Spots Around The House For You To Take A Nap - A Guide for Cats | Eastern NC Now

Choosing the best spot in the house for a nap can be a tough decision, especially if you're a cat. Here are nine excellent choices for a feline looking to bed down for the afternoon:

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    Choosing the best spot in the house for a nap can be a tough decision, especially if you're a cat. Here are nine excellent choices for a feline looking to bed down for the afternoon:

  1. In front of TV screen during movie's most important scene - a football game's biggest play is also acceptable.
  2. On top of your human - Unless human starts to pet you, then run away.
  3. Right on top of keyboard while human is typing - Itt is socomfortable herre fpr some reeason.
  4. Wherever the dog wanted to nap - it just feels sweeter.
  5. On the Bible - preferably on Sunday before church.
  6. In the middle of the hall where humans are rudely trying to walk - they can be so insensitive.
  7. On the only set of car keys - a perfect place to settle in for a few hours.
  8. On the magical vibrating box the human calls a "printer" - it's like a massage while you nap.
  9. In an Amazon box - Just make sure it isn't marked "Return", you might wind up in Abu Dhabi.

    Go forth with this handy guide and get to cat-napping!
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