Colorado School Releases Powerful Commercial For Why You Should Homeschool | Eastern NC Now

The Vanguard School in Colorado Springs has released a powerful commercial demonstrating why parents should homeschool their children.

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    COLORADO SPRINGS, CO     The Vanguard School in Colorado Springs has released a powerful commercial demonstrating why parents should homeschool their children.

    The commercial, shot spontaneously over the span of just a few minutes, demonstrates in compelling fashion the complete and utter inferiority of public education in comparison to homeschooling. "It's the most influential homeschooling advertisement I've ever seen," said local mom Susan Ellington. "They did such an amazing job. Hats off to Vanguard School District for making such a persuasive, effective commercial."

    According to sources at the school, the success of the video has garnered immediate national fame. "We're fielding calls from all over the country, telling us how much this has made parents want to homeschool," said administrator Lawrence Timmons. "It's amazing how this brief video connected with so many parents in such a profound way. Powerful stuff."

    At publishing time, the National Homeschool Coalition had awarded Vanguard School the "Homeschool Recruiter of the Year" award.
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