Woman Reading Prenup Asks Fiancé What A Lego Death Star Is | Eastern North Carolina Now

Soon-to-be-wed Maddyssen Brunson was carefully reading the prenuptial agreement given to her by future husband, Teigan Hanks, when she came across a section that caused some confusion, forcing her to ask a clarifying question.

ENCNow
    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    BOISE, ID     Soon-to-be-wed Maddyssen Brunson was carefully reading the prenuptial agreement given to her by future husband, Teigan Hanks, when she came across a section that caused some confusion, forcing her to ask a clarifying question.

    "Teigan, sweetie, what's a Lego Death Star? It sounds kind of scary." Maddyssen asked.

    "Well, honey buns, I'll answer your question with another question," said her fiancé, "What is the purpose of a prenup?"

    "To protect the wealth of the spouse were there to be - Heaven forbid - a divorce," she said.

    "Exactly."

    "Exactly what?"

    "Are you familiar with LEGO?" asked Teigan patiently.

    "I've heard of Legos. They're like kid toys you have to put together."

    "You must say 'LEGO' in all caps," breathed Teigan even more patiently, "Please, darling. If I can ask just one thing, please never say 'Legos' again."

    "In all wha - ? Pumpkin, I'm confused."

    "Maddyssen, babe, The LEGO Death Star is incredibly valuable," said Teigan while pulling up eBay on his phone for proof, "The fact I sold my inheritance to acquire the LEGO Death Star, LEGO Hogwarts Castle, and LEGO Rivendell should tell you how much they are worth."

    The conversation continued until Maddyssen finally agreed to sign the prenup and Teigan pledged to never call her "Honey Buns" again.
Go Back


Leave a Guest Comment

Your Name or Alias
Your Email Address ( your email address will not be published)
Enter Your Comment ( no code or urls allowed, text only please )




8 Famous Movies That Stole Their Entire Plot Straight From The Bible Babylon Bee, Editorials, Op-Ed & Politics Local Government Commission Relinquishes Control Over Town of Robersonville


HbAD0

Latest Op-Ed & Politics

President Joe Biden formally rejected on Monday a bill in Congress that would require individuals to show proof of U.S. citizenship to register to vote in elections for federal office.
Watch and be sensitive to the events which will possibly unfold in the coming days.
illegal alien "asylum seeker" migrants are a crime wave on both sides of the Atlantic

HbAD1

majority of board member are rubberstamps for liberal superintendant
like the old Soviet Union, Biden put DEI political officers in the military
ssick perverts running Deere sponsored homosexual event for 3 year olds
appoints new pro-cnesorship White House official

HbAD2

Those with access to President Joe Biden behind closed doors say that his condition is deteriorating at an accelerated rate
Following a 6-3 ruling from the United States Supreme Court protecting him from prosecution for official acts done while in office, former President Donald Trump released a public statement in which he announced that he is now the most immune president in history.
Republican lawmakers slammed President Joe Biden this week after an explosive report revealed that an ISIS-affiliated human smuggling network has brought more than 400 illegal aliens into the U.S.

HbAD3

 
Back to Top