9 Signs You Might Actually Be The Bad Guy | Eastern North Carolina Now

    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    In a complex world of international intrigue and shadowy conspiracies, who is to say what is right or wrong anymore? Are you a good guy, or a bad guy? WHO KNOWS!

    That's why we reached out to a morality expert to help us understand evil.

    Are you a bad guy? Keep an eye out for these warning signs:

  1. Paragliders seem like a great tool for murdering: They're supposed to be for recreation, silly!
  2. Your biggest supporters are Ayatollah Khamenei and Mia Khalifa: Yikes.
  3. You look at almost anything and say to yourself, "I wonder if I can turn that into a rocket and kill someone with it.": And now everyone's thirsty because you used all the water pipes to make rockets. Not cool, man.
  4. Biden just gave you $6 billion: Never a good sign.
  5. You defend yourself by reminding everyone you didn't behead all the babies you killed: Just some of them, you guys. Lay off!
  6. Your bulletproof vest has a child on the front of it: A subtle but troubling indicator that you might be the bad guy here.
  7. You have a heavy machine gun mounted in the bed of your 1994 Toyota pickup truck: Unless you live in Kentucky, this is a red flag.
  8. You are exhilarated by the thought of innocent people being killed: You should try being exhilarated by something else, like baseball.
  9. College kids love you: Yep, you're definitely the bad guy.


poll#164
It has been far too many years since the Woke theology interlaced its canons within the fabric of the Indoctrination Realm, so it is nigh time to ask: Does this Representative Republic continue, as a functioning society of a self-governed people, by contending with the unusual, self absorbed dictates of the Woke, and their vast array of Victimhood scenarios?
  Yes, the Religion of Woke must continue; there are so many groups of underprivileged, underserved, a direct result of unrelenting Inequity; they deserve everything.
  No; the Woke fools must be toppled from their self-anointed pedestal; a functioning society of a good Constitutional people cannot withstand this level of "existential" favoritism as it exists now.
  I just observe; with this thoughtful observation: What will happen "when the Vikings are breeching our walls;" how do the Woke react?
840 total vote(s)     What's your Opinion?


poll#212
A majority of Americans still believe in OUR 1st Amendment guaranteed Freedom of Speech; however, at what bold point does the constitutional right to Free Speech becomes unabashed anti-Semitic Hate Speech, and while it should possibly be tolerated on our college campuses, and on the streets of mostly Sanctuary Cities, these events should be rightfully observed and scrupulously monitored ... or, not? What is your true opinion of when too much of enough is just too much, or not?
  The answer to Free Speech I don't agree with is more, and incredibly robust Free Speech.
  There is a point when Free Speech becomes counter productive to sustaining a peaceful society.
  Free Speech should only be tolerated if it represents the status quo of the highly educated orthodoxy.
  Early in life, I learned to speak only when I am spoken to.
131 total vote(s)     What's your Opinion?


poll#210
As School Choice is beginning to take shape in North Carolina: What is your position on what it should evolve into?
  School Choice is only a distraction from the promise of real public education.
  School Choice, as it evolves into its best model to serve the public' s education needs, this benefit will provide choices outside of the historic construct supporting the public school monopoly.
  School Choice - I cannot see how it serves the Education Industry.
164 total vote(s)     What's your Opinion?

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( December 9th, 2023 @ 12:29 pm )
 
This is hilarious. If you read this and do NOT get a good chuckle, you may be the "Bad Guy," or ... just a little bit stupid, with a great lacking of any sense of humor.



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