Jill Biden Shares Charming Christmas Performance By Twins From ‘The Shining’ | Eastern North Carolina Now

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    WASHINGTON, D.C.     Critics are raving after First Lady Dr. Jill Biden shared a delightful video of a charming White House Christmas dance performed by none other than the twin girls from The Shining.

    "I just want to do my part to spread a little holiday cheer," said Jill as the twins stood ominously in a candy-cane-colored hallway. "Just look at them! Aren't they simply adorable?"

    "Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny," said the two girls in ghostly unison. "Come play with us forever, and ever, and ever."

    Gathered officials clapped and cheered at the whimsical holiday performance.

    "This year I really wanted to put on a White House Holiday presentation that would illustrate exactly where America is and where it's going," said the First Lady, who is also a very real doctor. "I only hope it fills the hearts of everyone who sees it with warmth and cheer. Happy Kwanzaa, everyone!"

    At publishing time, President Joe Biden had still not seen the performance, as he was busy in his room furiously typing "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" over and over again on an old typewriter.
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