10 New Woke CoComelon Songs | Eastern North Carolina Now

The most popular show on Netflix for young children, CoComelon made a huge splash today releasing a new song about little boys putting on dresses to dance for grown men.

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    The most popular show on Netflix for young children, CoComelon made a huge splash today releasing a new song about little boys putting on dresses to dance for grown men. Yikes! That's not the only new song they released though - here are ten other woke new CoComelon songs coming to Netflix!

  1. Mary Was A Little Man: Whose name used to be "Dave".
  2. One Little, Two Little, Three Little Dads: A great introduction to numbers for your little one.
  3. The Wokey Pokey: It seems it really is what it's all about.
  4. Baa Baa Sheep Of Color: There will be no wool for the "master"!
  5. If You're Gay And You Know It: Clap away, kiddos!
  6. Mary, Mary, Tall And Hairy: A sweet nursery rhyme about the WNBA.
  7. Roe, Roe, Roe V. Wade: Your toddler will love this merry take on the old classic!
  8. The Drag Queen On The Bus: The graphics really make this one.
  9. Hush Little Baby, Don't Say A Word About The New Identity We Gave You: A public school anthem.
  10. This Little Piggy Went To Boston Children's Hospital: That poor piggy eating roast beef missed out!

    With delightful woke songs like these, it's no wonder CoComelon is the most-watched children's show on the planet!
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