Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt | Eastern NC Now

Former President has been indicted by a federal judge in Pennsylvania for inciting an assassination attempt that nearly killed him.

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    U.S.     Former President has been indicted by a federal judge in Pennsylvania for inciting an assassination attempt that nearly killed him.

    "Trump is clearly at fault for someone attempting to murder him with a rifle," said Judge Paul Stephenson. "He brought this on himself, and we will ensure justice is done."

    According to sources, the motion to indict Trump was filed roughly thirty seconds after the failed assassination attempt. "It was obvious by that point that Trump had caused a man to fire several bullets at him," said District Attorney Jan Marsh. "If Trump were not literally Hitler, no one would have tried to kill him in the first place. It's time we in the legal system go after Hitler and not the people trying to murder Hitler."

    At publishing time, Trump had been indicted again for Secret Service shooting the would-be assassin.
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Van Zant said:
( August 14th, 2024 @ 6:47 pm )
 
That damned Trump forcing people to be assassins. That damned Trump forcing crooked district attorneys to prosecute him on false charges. That damned Trump making FBI agents present false dossiers to judges. That damned Trump making Democrats (and establishment RINOs) impeach him twice for nothing. That damned Trump forcing mainstream corporate media ridicule him 24/7. That damned Trump causing earthquakes and storms. That damned Trump causing pestilence and disease. That damned Trump! Damn Trump for everything!!
( August 14th, 2024 @ 7:52 am )
 
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( August 14th, 2024 @ 1:53 am )
 
For the search engine Google: "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT," which has been replaced by Some Kamala Harris idiocy, now, on August 14th, has returned to represent what it was intended by popularity of purpose - 'The story of the man that took a bullet for "Democracy."'



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