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"He has the constitution of a deity. I don’t know how he’s alive."
Published: Sunday, January 25th, 2026 @ 11:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"I haven’t heard it, but I heard it was standard negotiation. And I would imagine he’s saying the same thing to Ukraine."
Published: Wednesday, December 10th, 2025 @ 12:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The president said that he and Xi have "come to conclusions on very many important points."
Published: Thursday, November 6th, 2025 @ 6:00 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"I mean, have you seen what he’s doing online? And it’s like, ugh, just take a deep breath."
Published: Saturday, August 30th, 2025 @ 8:26 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The White House described the AP's refusal as "not just divisive, but it also exposes the Associated Press’ commitment to misinformation."
Published: Sunday, February 23rd, 2025 @ 9:02 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Biden campaign fired back at actor George Clooney on Wednesday after Clooney called for President Joe Biden to drop out of the presidential race, suggesting that the 81-year-old president has better stamina than Clooney.
Published: Friday, July 19th, 2024 @ 3:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The White House announced a new directive Tuesday they say will put an end to President Joe Biden's endless pratfalls once and for all: transporting the leader of the free world on an official presidential hand truck.
Published: Thursday, November 23rd, 2023 @ 8:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden rambled while talking to reporters on Air Force One late Wednesday night after meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in Israel following the deadly Palestinian terrorist attacks there last weekend.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 9:30 am
By: Daily Wire
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Arab leaders canceled a meeting that they had scheduled with President Joe Biden later this week after a rocket fired by Palestinian terrorists malfunctioned and struck a hospital in Gaza, killing hundreds of people.
Published: Thursday, November 2nd, 2023 @ 12:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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The White House announced today that President Joe Biden has departed for Israel to preside over the customary opening ceremonies for World War III.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 12:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Don't let 'the Big Guy' fall down.
Published: Saturday, October 7th, 2023 @ 12:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The Federal Bureau of Investigation announced today it has arrested the Air Force One stairs and charged them with a plot to assassinate the president.
Published: Monday, October 2nd, 2023 @ 4:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Tensions rose in the White House today after President Joe Biden called an urgent meeting with top administration members. According to reports, the team convened in the White House Situation Room to have a leisurely discussion about the weather.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 11:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden claimed Ireland was his home during a press briefing wrapping up his visit in Helsinki, Finland — and then stumbled as he boarded Air Force One to return to the United States.
Published: Monday, July 31st, 2023 @ 1:10 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden avoided dining with world leaders again this week after while attending a NATO event in Vilnius, Lithuania.
Published: Thursday, July 27th, 2023 @ 3:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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“When is the optimal time for Biden to drop out of the race?”
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 1:12 am
By: Daily Wire
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So, the U.S. Secret Service over the weekend found a little baggie of cocaine in the White House (insert your own Hunter Biden jokes here).
Published: Sunday, July 23rd, 2023 @ 7:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Biden administration refused to say on Thursday that the cocaine that was found in the White House this week did not belong to President Joe Biden or his son, Hunter Biden.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 10:09 am
By: Daily Wire
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White House Deputy Press Secretary Andrew Bates raised eyebrows on Thursday when he claimed that the Hatch Act barred him from answering any questions about the cocaine that was found in the White House over the weekend.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 7:36 am
By: Daily Wire
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The White House on Tuesday said invoking the 14th Amendment to prevent the U.S. from defaulting on $31 trillion debt won’t solve the national crisis after nearly a dozen left-wing Senators suggested President Joe Biden use such authority.
Published: Friday, June 9th, 2023 @ 12:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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President Joe Biden said he would discuss the debt limit with House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) via telephone from Air Force One as he returns home from Japan after the top Republican accused him of being beholden to “radical socialists” as a potential default looms.
Published: Tuesday, June 6th, 2023 @ 5:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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America is in freefall. Cities are crumbling, with open drug abuse and homeless everywhere, overdose deaths are soaring, there’s a mental health epidemic, and then there are the crises, oh the crises: the border, the federal debt, lack of affordable housing, flat-out unaffordable health care.
Published: Thursday, June 1st, 2023 @ 1:02 am
By: Daily Wire
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Despite claims from conservative media pundits that President Joe Biden's tour of Ireland was a disaster due to several verbal gaffes and nonsensical statements, a group of intoxicated Irishmen released a statement saying they were able to understand every word of what Biden said.
Published: Sunday, May 7th, 2023 @ 4:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Flying aboard Air Force One is pretty cool. I did it hundreds of times.
Published: Monday, May 1st, 2023 @ 4:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Transgender visibility took yet another step forward today as Raytheon unveiled its new Patriot missile endorsed by transgender TikTok personality Dylan Mulvaney. President Biden immediately celebrated this new line of missiles, hailing it as a leap forward in lethal diversity.
Published: Wednesday, April 19th, 2023 @ 1:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After a train carrying highly toxic chemicals derailed in East Palestine, Ohio, President Joe Biden hopped on Air Force One, transferred to a train and went to … Ukraine.
Published: Friday, March 24th, 2023 @ 3:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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Sources report Tucker Carlson has obtained 40,000 hours of never-before-seen footage of President Joe Biden falling down the stairs on Air Force One.
Published: Saturday, March 18th, 2023 @ 12:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden took a tough stance against the kidnapping of four Americans by a Mexican drug cartel in Matamoros, Mexico this week, demanding that all hotels in the area reduce their resort fees immediately.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 12:28 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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President Joe Biden quietly slipped into Kyiv Monday for an unannounced visit as the one-year anniversary of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine draws near.
Published: Thursday, February 23rd, 2023 @ 6:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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President Biden paid a visit to Ukraine to reaffirm America's unwavering commitment to the country's democracy, sovereignty, and military-industrial complex while also picking up a few things Hunter asked about, including his paycheck.
Published: Thursday, February 23rd, 2023 @ 2:30 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Multiple insider sources reported a hushed nervousness was felt throughout President Joe Biden's entire entourage today as he arrived in Kyiv, Ukraine for his annual performance review with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 11:14 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Arkansas Governor Sarah Sanders responded to President Joe Biden on Tuesday night, drawing a sharp contrast between the Republican Party’s vision for the country and Democrats’ agenda.
Published: Sunday, February 12th, 2023 @ 1:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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As flagged by Barstool Sports, Qatar just pulled one of the greatest “bait-and-switches” of all times by pulling the plug on beer being sold at the stadium roughly 48 hours before the World Cup is set to kick off in the Islamic nation.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 12:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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PRESIDENT BIDEN: Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. (Applause.) Thank you all very much. Please. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Please.
Published: Thursday, September 15th, 2022 @ 1:36 pm
By: Eastern NC NOW Staff
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