After spending five minutes in the room with President Biden, President Xi Jinping made the call to go ahead and invade Taiwan.
Published: Friday, January 19th, 2024 @ 2:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Florida Governor and presumptive 2024 Presidential candidate Ron DeSantis has faced increasing questions about his electability amid damning allegations that during a private flight in 2019, he found himself without a spoon and still proceeded to consume a pudding cup with 3 fingers. Horrifying!
Published: Monday, April 3rd, 2023 @ 12:02 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A new record was set at a local Panda Express location today, as a fork replaced a set of chopsticks only three bites into a local man's meal. This breaks the previous record of seven bites, set at a Panda Express location in Wichita, Kansas in 2019.
Published: Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 @ 7:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As American media outlets buzzed with stories about the mysterious balloon spotted flying over the state of Montana
Published: Thursday, February 9th, 2023 @ 7:01 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Well, thank you very much, everybody. We appreciate it. The jobs numbers just came out and we added 304,000 jobs, which was a shocker to a lot of people.
Published: Wednesday, February 6th, 2019 @ 10:46 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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