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we were governed by the politburo with the autopen
Published: Sunday, June 1st, 2025 @ 3:21 pm
By: John Steed
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Trump wasn’t going to let the bust of a great man collect dust in some White House storage closet.
Published: Saturday, February 1st, 2025 @ 6:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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So-called conservative man Ross Jennings was caught hiding in the closet this morning eating avocado toast.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 2:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Did you know that you might be gay and not even know it? It's true! We've consulted with experts in psychology and sodomy to help you identify the telltale signs that you are a closet homosexual.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 9:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Shock rippled through the world of figure skating after the sport's highest-profile athlete issued a statement no one would have ever expected to hear in their lifetime.
Published: Wednesday, March 29th, 2023 @ 11:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Eight months after an Illinois woman reported her husband missing, she found him dead in their home.
Published: Thursday, March 23rd, 2023 @ 1:21 am
By: Daily Wire
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Actress Kirstie Alley, who starred in “Cheers,” “Veronica’s Closet,” and “Drop Dead Gorgeous,” has died. She was 71 years old.
Published: Tuesday, December 6th, 2022 @ 1:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"I have actors come up to me on the set over the last five, six years saying, 'Hey, thank you for being a voice for us.'"
Published: Friday, November 4th, 2022 @ 12:01 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The newly released search warrant of Mar-a-Lago claims that Trump had recently aquired all six infinity stones and was keeping them on a fully assembled infinity gauntlet in his closet.
Published: Saturday, August 20th, 2022 @ 9:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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With many Americans up in arms over the unprecedented raid of former President Trump's residence in Mar-a-Lago by the FBI, Attorney General Garland released a statement to assure everyone the raid was completely justified.
Published: Friday, August 19th, 2022 @ 4:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After finding herself unnecessarily upset about a thoughtful critique from her husband regarding her shoe collection and a dearth of closet space, dutiful wife Clarissa Zwygart was able to calm down after her husband wisely counseled her to calm down.
Published: Friday, August 5th, 2022 @ 5:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Being a conservative working at Starbucks is more dangerous than being a Navy Seal behind enemy lines. If you want to play a fun game, try looking for the closeted conservative at your local Starbucks.
Published: Saturday, July 16th, 2022 @ 4:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Spider-Man is coming out of the closet as a lace-garbed, effeminate crime fighter in Marvel Comic’s latest genuflection to the LGBTQ community.
Published: Wednesday, July 13th, 2022 @ 7:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Joe Biden, a man with the mental acuity and awareness of an oyster is now in the White House, where he will be taken by the hand, guided into a closet and handed some coloring books to keep him busy while Kamala Harris runs the government
Published: Friday, January 22nd, 2021 @ 9:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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Because Democratic Gov. Roy Cooper and the Republican-led North Carolina General Assembly have remained deadlocked for weeks over passage of a new state budget, you might think nothing much of consequence is happening in Raleigh.
Published: Tuesday, August 20th, 2019 @ 11:10 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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The weather at the rabbit patch is mild, though it is early winter. Today, I have a few windows up.
Published: Friday, January 6th, 2017 @ 11:28 pm
By: Michele Rhem
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For me, it's always been red. Anyone who knows me has heard me say that the only colors I need in my closet are black, white, red and purple.
Published: Wednesday, March 23rd, 2016 @ 11:37 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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After a digilent search throught his Ancestory.com files, Bobby Tony finds a few rebels in the tree.
Published: Friday, September 4th, 2015 @ 9:39 pm
By: Bobby Tony
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