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Controversial former U.S. women's soccer player Megan Rapinoe was not unemployed for long, as the Galactic Empire reportedly recruited the recently retired athlete to train its stormtroopers to shoot.
Published: Friday, October 6th, 2023 @ 10:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a massive technological breakthrough, the Galactic Empire has at last developed a door that doesn't simply open when you shoot the control panel with a blaster.
Published: Tuesday, May 30th, 2023 @ 7:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, President Biden's team is planning to submerge the President in a bacta tank tonight so his mind and body will be prepared for his upcoming State of the Union address.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 2:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The media trade association that vilified Ben Shapiro last month for simply appearing at a recent trade show apologized Thursday, saying its treatment of The Daily Wire star “wasn’t right.”
Published: Wednesday, September 28th, 2022 @ 1:09 am
By: Daily Wire
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After another controversial video was released showing the dark Jedi Force-choking a suspected Jedi Monday afternoon, Dark Lord of the Sith Supreme Darth Vader has been jailed on suspicion of excessive use of the Force.
Published: Saturday, September 24th, 2022 @ 9:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Triggered trade show attendees should not hold their breath waiting for The Daily Wire’s Ben Shapiro to apologize for his very existence, the political podcaster told his vast audience Friday.
Published: Thursday, September 8th, 2022 @ 11:54 am
By: Daily Wire
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After years of being a social and political pariah, former Vice President Dick Cheney is overjoyed to no longer be the least likable Cheney in America.
Published: Thursday, July 7th, 2022 @ 11:13 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Comedian, actor, and podcast host Bill Burr slammed Cancel Culture this week, criticizing the collective faux outrage from people he says don’t go to his shows and likely don’t understand his comedy.
Published: Wednesday, July 6th, 2022 @ 9:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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This year's reading was offered by none other than Chris Pratt from Marvel's "Guardians of the Galaxy."
Published: Tuesday, December 4th, 2018 @ 6:07 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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My father was Darth Vader
Published: Friday, March 24th, 2017 @ 7:42 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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