The Babylon Bee has officially announced its person of the year: housewife Christina Meyers, 34, of Boise Idaho.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 11:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a beautiful act of protest, the private planes of several climate activists stuck themselves to the runway with giant sheets of ice.
Published: Sunday, February 11th, 2024 @ 11:30 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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What was initially a startling archeological discovery quickly turned to tragedy today, as climate change activists arrived at the site of the newly discovered Ark of the Covenant, glued their hands to it, and were immediately struck down dead.
Published: Saturday, February 10th, 2024 @ 9:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Fourteen House Democrats voted to denounce the Biden administration‘s “open-borders policies” on Wednesday amid a surge in crossings and blue cities around the country getting overwhelmed with migrants.
Published: Friday, February 9th, 2024 @ 11:44 am
By: Daily Wire
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Yesterday marked the twenty-second anniversary of the deadly terror attacks on September 11, 2001, a day that started like any other but quickly became the deadliest day our nation has ever seen.
Published: Friday, November 24th, 2023 @ 12:51 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Joining the groups of outspoken activists who attach themselves to prominent works of art, Pope Francis has glued himself to the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel to protest climate change.
Published: Saturday, November 11th, 2023 @ 2:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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more police state talk from a major Democrat
Published: Friday, October 6th, 2023 @ 9:25 am
By: John Steed
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College football has always been a game of change and this season new clock rules are showing significant impact in terms of crushing The Man for God, country and Third Platoon.
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 8:38 pm
By: The Correspondent
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Saturday, July 15th, marked the due date for the latest federal campaign finance reports for those seeking office in 2024.
Published: Thursday, September 14th, 2023 @ 6:20 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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First Lady (and real doctor) Jill Biden has confirmed she tested positive for COVID-19 after conducting her own extensive diagnostic assessment, which included hitting herself on the forehead with one of those rubber knee hammer things.
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 12:45 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a stunning display of determination and perseverance, Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor has shown the world that illiteracy is no match for ambition and dreams.
Published: Sunday, August 27th, 2023 @ 8:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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OceanGate announced Thursday that it is suspending operations after its Titan submersible imploded last month during a tour of the Titanic, killing all five people on board.
Published: Thursday, July 20th, 2023 @ 6:07 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Order directs the state to develop a comprehensive plan for aging, strengthen the caregiving workforce and enhance transportation options
Published: Tuesday, May 23rd, 2023 @ 2:12 am
By: Governor's Office
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Project Veritas founder James O’Keefe released a lengthy video Monday afternoon explaining his version of the events that led to him being removed from the company this week.
Published: Monday, February 27th, 2023 @ 11:20 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Pete Buttigieg, the Transportation Secretary under President Biden, has reportedly been binge-watching the children's show Thomas the Tank Engine in an effort to understand the recent wave of train derailments that have been plaguing the United States.
Published: Sunday, February 19th, 2023 @ 9:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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How does he find the time?
Published: Saturday, December 24th, 2022 @ 4:28 am
By: Daily Wire
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Archaeologists have discovered glitter still hopelessly stuck in the carpet dating back to the first known Vacation Bible School in the year 150 A.D.
Published: Friday, November 18th, 2022 @ 6:24 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In the only general election debate between President Ronald Reagan and President Jimmy Carter, the former candidate asked one of the most important questions ever posed to the voting public: “Are you better off today than you were four years ago?”
Published: Sunday, November 13th, 2022 @ 5:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A judge said she sentenced two Belgian climate change activists who glued themselves to a well-known painting in the Netherlands to a lighter sentence than the public prosecutor requested because she did not want to discourage others from demonstrating by imposing a harsher punishment
Published: Saturday, November 12th, 2022 @ 1:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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Climate advocates around the world are gluing themselves to various things to protest oil companies and other contributors to climate change.
Published: Tuesday, November 1st, 2022 @ 1:58 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A pair of vandals threw tomato soup one of the art world’s most celebrated masterpieces at an art museum in London on Friday in a bizarre protest against fossil fuels.
Published: Thursday, October 20th, 2022 @ 5:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Stephen King fans have long been perplexed as to how the man who wrote The Shining, the Dark Tower series, and Misery could possibly be the same guy who logs onto Twitter and tweets like a 7-year-old chimpanzee with anger issues.
Published: Friday, August 19th, 2022 @ 10:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The World Economic Forum recently suggested that “space bubbles” can be used to block out the sun and thereby reduce climate change.
Published: Monday, August 1st, 2022 @ 10:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Far-left kooks continued their war on masterpieces Tuesday, with a group of climate-change activists gluing their hands to a copy of Leonardo da Vinci’s “The Last Supper” at a museum in London.
Published: Saturday, July 16th, 2022 @ 7:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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There are many people who overlook the brilliance of the US Constitution. They argue that it is outdated and unfit to adequately govern such a modern nation as ours in the 21st century.
Published: Sunday, July 3rd, 2022 @ 2:54 pm
By: Diane Rufino
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A few things against the digital learning initiative and the use of technology in the classroom.
Published: Saturday, May 28th, 2022 @ 10:57 am
By: Will Simmons
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An animal rights protester who wore a jersey similar to an NBA referee’s was tackled and taken down hard on the court during a playoff game between the Memphis Grizzlies and the Minnesota Timberwolves on Saturday.
Published: Monday, May 2nd, 2022 @ 12:21 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Actress Candace Cameron Bure spoke about the passing of her former “Full House” co-star Bob Saget on Wednesday, detailing the struggle since Saget’s loss and the questions surroundings his death, which Bure said she’s trying not to think about.
Published: Wednesday, March 23rd, 2022 @ 2:01 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Since we are being honest, I must admit, I am of the age where the original film, with Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale and Frank Morgan as the Wizard, had a profound effect on me.
Published: Sunday, March 13th, 2022 @ 8:30 am
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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Section 1 of Charter ‘Illegally’ used by Governments
Published: Monday, February 14th, 2022 @ 7:20 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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About six months ago, I prepared an article in which I mentioned technocracy, without knowing the full impact of the term.
Published: Wednesday, February 2nd, 2022 @ 9:18 am
By: John Woodard
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