The county's top prosecutor survived a recall effort last year.
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 6:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Citizens braced themselves for yet another heavy crime surge this week after the city of San Francisco fined The Batman for putting a bright, obnoxious "Bat Signal" on the roof of a downtown building.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 8:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Fear gripped the city today as a maniacal villain once again put innocent dozens of citizens' lives at risk as the Joker (who is reportedly pregnant) and his gang of homicidal clowns held the First National Bank of Gotham City hostage until his unusual demands were met.
Published: Friday, January 13th, 2023 @ 1:52 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Dark Knight of Gotham looks like he may finally hang up the cape for good after a poll of Arkham inmates revealed most of them wish for Bruce Wayne to step down as Batman.
Published: Thursday, December 22nd, 2022 @ 3:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Batman has finally been forced to hang up his cape and abandon his beloved city as the crime rate continues to soar under Democrat leadership. Following the election of another democrat, Mayor Tori Tightfoot, Batman has decided he just can't keep up with the crime anymore.
Published: Wednesday, October 5th, 2022 @ 6:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Christian Bale, who gave iconic performances as Batman in filmmaker Christopher Nolan’s masterful trilogy about the Caped Crusader, suggested that he might be willing to don the cape one last time— on one condition.
Published: Thursday, July 7th, 2022 @ 4:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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