In light of record temperatures, health officials are recommending people stay indoors and pay the government more taxes to support continued meteorological studies so they can find out how hot it's going to be so they can know when to advise you about staying indoors and paying more taxes.
Published: Monday, September 18th, 2023 @ 3:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Leaked reports indicate that Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown-Jackson spent all Monday night poring over biology textbooks to learn what a woman is so she could defend a woman’s right to abortion on Tuesday.
Published: Wednesday, May 11th, 2022 @ 11:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local conservative Cameron Bumgard is having difficulty getting traction on Twitter, although it's currently unclear whether this is because of Leftist shadowbanning or because his tweets just suck.
Published: Monday, May 9th, 2022 @ 4:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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On Sunday, conservatives fought back against Keurig Coffee's decision to pull advertising from Sean Hannity's Fox News show.
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2017 @ 10:13 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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