Despite claims from conservative media pundits that President Joe Biden's tour of Ireland was a disaster due to several verbal gaffes and nonsensical statements, a group of intoxicated Irishmen released a statement saying they were able to understand every word of what Biden said.
Published: Sunday, May 7th, 2023 @ 4:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, expressed great pride that he was able to bring Christianity to the Anglo-Saxons so their descendants could commemorate it each year
Published: Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 @ 1:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local leprechaun, pot o' gold enthusiast, and all-around jokester Leery O'Canahan had been excited for St. Patrick's Day for months. "It's like our Super Bowl," O'Canahan told reporters. "Without the weird halftime shows."
Published: Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 @ 1:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Move aside, purple horseshoes! General Mills announced today an exciting new addition to their Lucky Charms marshmallow lineup: Ukraine Flag charms, available for a limited time only.
Published: Monday, January 30th, 2023 @ 8:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The US dollar is losing value as a result of burgeoning Biden-flation. Before we all end up homeless, let's take some time to reflect on some things that are more valuable than the money in your bank account. Maybe you can barter for some of these killer items before it's too late!
Published: Tuesday, May 24th, 2022 @ 4:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Fiscal conservatives continue to haunt the darkened hallways of American politics, every so often materializing to shout "BOO!" at the party in power, only to recede into the shadows as soon as they are called upon to actually govern
Published: Friday, February 9th, 2018 @ 9:14 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Greenville's St. Patrick's Day Celebrations will kick off Saturday, March 11 at various locations in the Uptown District
Published: Monday, March 6th, 2017 @ 9:41 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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"Count yer coins! An' there's no point in tryin' to steal any, Goyle," he added, his beetle-black eyes narrowed. "It's leprechaun gold. Vanishes after a few hours."
Published: Sunday, November 17th, 2013 @ 12:24 pm
By: John Locke Foundation
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I was tempted to address Cardinal Dolan in my headline but I'm not yet sure how responsible he is for the decision to put two Staten Island schools on the "at risk" list for closure.
Published: Sunday, February 3rd, 2013 @ 1:03 pm
By: Alicia Colon
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These latest five announcements from the Chocowinity Primary School, via the Beaufort County School System, reminds us that schools are a focal point of activity.
Published: Friday, April 13th, 2012 @ 4:11 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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The Beaufort County Board of Eduacation must move in a direction that will either benefit the education of our youngest citizens, or sue their parents - the collective taxpayer.
Published: Thursday, October 8th, 2009 @ 6:56 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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