A local man experienced an unsettling feeling this morning after growing skeptical that Count Chocula cereal may not actually be "part of a complete breakfast," as advertised.
Published: Tuesday, January 2nd, 2024 @ 10:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Local mom Chloe Levy joined the ranks of saints gone before, saving a sermon from disaster by pulling out an emergency supply of Cheerios.
Published: Friday, July 28th, 2023 @ 4:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Researchers with the U.S. Food & Drug Administration have determined that cereal reaches its peak flavor at 10 pm if eaten on the couch while watching a true crime documentary.
Published: Saturday, June 10th, 2023 @ 11:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Move aside, purple horseshoes! General Mills announced today an exciting new addition to their Lucky Charms marshmallow lineup: Ukraine Flag charms, available for a limited time only.
Published: Monday, January 30th, 2023 @ 8:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has reportedly opened an investigating into one of the most popular cereals in the U.S. after numerous people have reported becoming sick after eating it.
Published: Thursday, April 21st, 2022 @ 9:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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