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Newly discovered texts from ancient Mesopotamia revealed a Levitical law that any woman who shops at Target will be deemed ritually unclean for a period of seven days.
Published: Monday, August 7th, 2023 @ 12:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Baal, the ancient Mesopotamian deity described in scripture and demonological textbooks such as Pseudomonarchia Daemonum has distanced itself from Balenciaga after the company's recent scandal.
Published: Tuesday, December 6th, 2022 @ 12:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to the town crier, the proud owner of an expensive new sports camel is none other than local hunter/gatherer Methuselah. The local community has reportedly mocked the 484-year-old patriarch for going through a midlife crisis.
Published: Monday, May 16th, 2022 @ 7:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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