Local television viewers were frustrated this week due to a director's decision to have the production crew cut away from a crucial touchdown pass to instead show a slow-motion replay of recording artist Taylor Swift eating a nacho.
Published: Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 @ 9:36 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A 14-year-old boy complained this week about a lack of food in his house, directly after he consumed every last crumb and calorie on the premises.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 1:22 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After collecting twelve baskets of leftover food from Jesus' miraculous feeding of the five-thousand, the disciples asked the kid who brought fish and loaves if perhaps his mom could pack wings and nachos next time.
Published: Tuesday, June 6th, 2023 @ 6:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Hey ladies, have you ever just stared at your man and wondered what he was thinking? Relax! Your man isn't thinking about other women.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 4:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local man Jeremy Thomas has spent three weeks stuck in a perpetual loop, going upstairs, forgetting why he went upstairs, and then going back downstairs. The loop began on a Sunday night after a Cowboys game and has continued since.
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 5:00 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Are you a woman? Are you in desperate need of a man you can make sandwiches for?
Published: Wednesday, July 6th, 2022 @ 2:54 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Dr. Anthony Fauci warned Americans on Wednesday against attending large Super Bowl parties with people who are not members of their immediate family.
Published: Friday, February 5th, 2021 @ 12:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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It's just not about summer.
Published: Tuesday, May 26th, 2020 @ 1:08 am
By: LifeZette
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What is the difference between hemp and marijuana?
Published: Wednesday, July 3rd, 2019 @ 11:57 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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The waking dream, turned nightmare, that is the circus entertained hundreds yesterday in Washington.
Published: Wednesday, September 29th, 2010 @ 4:00 pm
By: BCN
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