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Jolly old Saint Nick has decided to shake things up this Christmas season by increasing the consequences for naughty children. Instead of lumps of coal, misbehaving kids will find themselves unwrapping something even worse: a copy of The Marvels on Blu-ray.
Published: Thursday, February 22nd, 2024 @ 8:57 am
By: Babylon Bee
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RALEIGH: As children across North Carolina eagerly await Christmas Eve tonight, North Carolina Emergency Management (NCEM) officials briefed Gov. Cooper on state preparations to monitor Santa’s progress and offer any assistance necessary as he delivers presents to homes across the world.
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 8:28 am
By: Governor's Office
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RALEIGH: With Christmas right around the corner, Governor Roy Cooper and North Carolina Emergency Management (NCEM) will once again be monitoring Santa’s progress as he approaches North Carolina.
Published: Friday, December 22nd, 2023 @ 8:33 am
By: Governor's Office
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The Polar Express has officially won the title of "Best Christmas Movie" amongst deranged, psychotic serial killers.
Published: Saturday, December 2nd, 2023 @ 9:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Renowned astro-physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson delivered an unsolicited science lesson on Christmas Eve, using his own research to “prove” that Santa Claus’ holiday delivery schedule was an impossibility.
Published: Thursday, January 5th, 2023 @ 10:54 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Greenpeace's vision of Father Christmas is a shabbily dressed Kris Kringle, who appears to be appropriately 'down on his luck', and at his 'wits end' relative to his immediate climate - it is too warm where he lives - the North Pole.
Published: Wednesday, December 28th, 2022 @ 2:47 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Elon Musk finalized the purchase of Santa's Workshop this week and immediately released internal e-mails which show how the naughty and nice lists were created.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 2:11 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A spokesman for Santa's Workshop today announced the organization's latest advance in their ongoing efforts to determine who's naughty and who's nice
Published: Friday, December 2nd, 2022 @ 6:07 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Dr. Anthony Fauci appeared live via satellite from the North Pole on CNN's Anderson Cooper 360° to push back at the recent assertion by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis that he was an elf.
Published: Tuesday, August 30th, 2022 @ 11:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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General David Thompson, Vice Chief of Space Operations, United States Space Force, told Fox News on Sunday that while China is aggressively challenging U.S. dominance in space, the U.S. is launching more lower-cost satellites to deter any attacks on American satellites in space.
Published: Tuesday, July 5th, 2022 @ 4:42 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A new report warns that a weather phenomenon high up above the earth could cause severe winter weather in Europe and North America.
Published: Thursday, January 7th, 2021 @ 1:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Ho Ho Ho… Someone Will Still Be on His Way
Published: Thursday, December 24th, 2020 @ 3:19 am
By: Governor's Office
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Kick off the holiday season with Uptown Greenville starting this Friday, December 6th.
Published: Thursday, December 5th, 2019 @ 10:07 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Back before everything became overly commercial, Thanksgiving was the unofficial kick off for the Christmas Season.
Published: Thursday, November 28th, 2019 @ 4:55 am
By: Bobby Tony
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Uptown Greenville invites you to embrace the start of the holiday season with Holly Jolly celebrations kicking off in Uptown beginning on Friday, December 1
Published: Friday, December 1st, 2017 @ 1:20 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Bring your blankets and chairs for this adorable, open-air film! This week's Courtyard Cinema will feature The Lorax. Join us in watching Zed go on a mission to save the Truffula trees
Published: Wednesday, November 2nd, 2016 @ 2:09 pm
By: Christopher Maye
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Bring your blankets and brooms for this magical, open-air movie!
Published: Friday, October 21st, 2016 @ 1:29 am
By: Russell Allen
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What's better than watching a movie on Friday night? Watching a free movie under the stars, of course! Grab your lawn chairs and blankets to enjoy this open-air, fall film festival beginning Friday Oct. 7 at 7:30pm
Published: Wednesday, October 5th, 2016 @ 2:06 pm
By: Christopher Maye
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This just in, Santa Claus must register with the FAA. In past years, he was given a holiday dispensation but with the assault on Christmas from the fruitcakes, this year he must register his sleigh as a drone.
Published: Monday, January 25th, 2016 @ 7:44 am
By: Bobby Tony
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On the front page of the November 28th edition of the Raleigh News and Observer the paper featured a report by Justin Catanoso, a Wake forest University journalism professor. The author expressed optimism that the Paris global warming conference would produce a "binding agreement to burn less...
Published: Monday, January 11th, 2016 @ 12:31 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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A recent edition of the Raleigh News and Observer featured a front-page lead story by Justin Catanoso, a Wake Forest University journalism professor.
Published: Sunday, January 10th, 2016 @ 11:33 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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The Republicans were actually trying to save the Social Security system which is at risk of failing in the next decade.
Published: Tuesday, February 12th, 2013 @ 4:41 am
By: Alicia Colon
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