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21 years ago, on September 10, 246 people went to sleep in preparation for their morning flights. 2,606 people went to sleep in preparation for work in the morning. 343 firefighters went to sleep in preparation for their morning shift.
Published: Wednesday, September 11th, 2024 @ 9:28 am
By: Diane Rufino
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We are continuing to watch the developing forecast for tropical system Debby.
Published: Tuesday, August 6th, 2024 @ 11:10 pm
By: ENC NOW
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bllame three aides for bad preparation
Published: Sunday, June 30th, 2024 @ 7:27 pm
By: John Steed
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With Joe Biden somehow still alive and Kamala Harris less likable than bunions, it looks like Biden will be up for re-election. Should Joe Biden win in November, preparation will be key. But what exactly should conservatives start hoarding in case that happens?
Published: Saturday, February 24th, 2024 @ 8:54 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Beaufort County Department of Social Services is making final preparations for the launch of North Carolina’s Medicaid Expansion on Friday, Dec. 1, 2023.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 1:58 pm
By: ENC NOW
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In an announcement sure to cause celebration across the nation, food chain Chick-fil-A has unveiled plans to add a tire rotation, oil change, car wash, and tax preparation services to their astoundingly efficient drive-thru lanes.
Published: Tuesday, January 23rd, 2024 @ 11:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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WASHINGTON, N.C. –– Beaufort County officials urge all residents to make necessary preparations and stay alert to updates regarding a cold front that could bring hazardous weather to our region Tuesday and early Wednesday morning.
Published: Tuesday, January 9th, 2024 @ 4:56 pm
By: ENC NOW
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RALEIGH: As children across North Carolina eagerly await Christmas Eve tonight, North Carolina Emergency Management (NCEM) officials briefed Gov. Cooper on state preparations to monitor Santa’s progress and offer any assistance necessary as he delivers presents to homes across the world.
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 8:28 am
By: Governor's Office
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — A crowd of onlookers gathered outside a local pizza parlor today as 76 sacrificial goats were delivered in preparation for former First Lady Hillary Clinton's birthday party.
Published: Wednesday, December 20th, 2023 @ 12:09 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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RALEIGH: Today, Governor Roy Cooper signed a State of Emergency in preparation for impacts from Potential Tropical Cyclone Sixteen.
Published: Friday, November 3rd, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Governor's Office
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State of Emergency remains in effect
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 12:36 am
By: Governor's Office
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The White House has been staffing up in preparation for a possible impeachment inquiry against President Joe Biden over allegations of corruption.
Published: Thursday, September 28th, 2023 @ 12:06 am
By: Daily Wire
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A newly-formed tropical storm is headed toward Florida and could make landfall as a low-level hurricane around the Panhandle by mid-week, a forecast that has officials advising locals to start making preparations.
Published: Wednesday, August 30th, 2023 @ 11:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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With Pride Month coming to a close, corporations are making preparations to return to their usual amount of gayness.
Published: Friday, August 18th, 2023 @ 12:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Partnership with NC Department of Public Instruction and TeachNC will provide financial assistance for aspiring teachers to cover licensure exam fees and preparation support
Published: Tuesday, July 4th, 2023 @ 11:10 am
By: Governor's Office
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Isn't nature amazing? In what has become an annual tradition and one of the first signs of the arrival of spring, a local wife has begun the arduous process of molting the many layers of blankets she has built up around her body over the course of the long winter.
Published: Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 @ 1:18 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A middle school in a woke Virginia school district sent a letter to parents offering college preparation classes urging black and Hispanic students to apply, but ignored white and Asian students.
Published: Thursday, March 16th, 2023 @ 8:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Lenten season is upon us! Across America, people are giving things up for the next 40 days in preparation for Easter. Check out what the most common choice was for every state:
Published: Sunday, February 26th, 2023 @ 8:55 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In preparation for his long-awaited visit to survey the damage left in the wake of the East Palestine, Ohio train derailment disaster, U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg's team is briefing him on the catastrophe by using a wooden toy train set.
Published: Saturday, February 25th, 2023 @ 1:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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To prepare for the aftermath of either winning or losing a football game, the citizens of Philadelphia have decided to pre-emptively raze the city to the ground.
Published: Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 @ 1:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, President Biden's team is planning to submerge the President in a bacta tank tonight so his mind and body will be prepared for his upcoming State of the Union address.
Published: Saturday, February 11th, 2023 @ 2:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A local mother expressed relief and finally sat down to rest from her marathon session of doomsday preparation, confident that her family was now ready to endure the upcoming outbreak of World War III because her tomato plant had sprouted.
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 2:14 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Between 400 to 500 migrant workers died in preparation for Qatar’s World Cup, according to an official from the local organizing committee.
Published: Friday, December 9th, 2022 @ 12:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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NEW YORK, NY — Famed pollster Nate Silver has begun preparations for his biennial tradition of screaming on national television about how his completely erroneous polls were actually correct.
Published: Sunday, November 13th, 2022 @ 8:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In preparation for another grueling worship service, local pentecostal Sam Twibbins is loading up on a pre-workout concoction of whey protein, creatine, and beta-alanine for maximum gains and recovery.
Published: Friday, October 21st, 2022 @ 9:23 am
By: Babylon Bee
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$9M grant supports creation of educator preparation program in educational justice
Published: Tuesday, October 18th, 2022 @ 9:29 am
By: ECU News Services
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In preparation for Halloween, White House staffers have spent days adorning the premises with frightening decorations. One prop stands out above the rest: a spooky, lifelike old zombie that wanders the halls, drooling and moaning.
Published: Friday, October 7th, 2022 @ 10:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Ian expected to strengthen into Category 1 Hurricane before making landfall in South Carolina
Published: Monday, October 3rd, 2022 @ 4:27 pm
By: Governor's Office
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Pope Francis donned a traditional Cherokee Indian headdress this week in preparation for a meeting with Native American Congresswoman Elizabeth Warren.
Published: Friday, July 29th, 2022 @ 3:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As we enter July of 2022, Americans all over the country will begin their July 4th preparations. They will soon be confronted once again with the harsh reality of elevated prices due to continuing inflation.
Published: Monday, July 18th, 2022 @ 2:57 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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NASA’s latest launch is designed as preparation for once again sending astronauts to the Moon in the years ahead.
Published: Thursday, July 7th, 2022 @ 8:50 am
By: Daily Wire
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With Ketanji Brown Jackson set to take over Justice Stephen Breyer's seat on the Supreme Court today, aides have been hard at work changing all the restroom signs to "gender-neutral" so Jackson doesn't get confused when she has to use the restroom.
Published: Wednesday, July 6th, 2022 @ 7:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said on Thursday that the Biden Administration was preparing for contingencies in dealing with Iran’s nuclear program in case talks founder, which would be another foreign policy disaster for the administration.
Published: Friday, June 10th, 2022 @ 2:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Orthodox Star Wars fans have reportedly begun preparations for Star Wars Day, which they say occurs on May 11th.
Published: Monday, May 16th, 2022 @ 7:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Eyewitnesses claim to have seen white smoke emerge from the roof of the carbon-neutral office building of Twitter, Inc., signaling the rare occurrence of employees burning documents in preparation for their new CEO, Elon Musk.
Published: Saturday, May 7th, 2022 @ 8:32 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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This week, the Professional Educator Preparation and Standards Commission (PEPSC), a commission created by legislation in 2017 to advise the State Board of Education on establishing high standards for educators, presented a comprehensive teacher pay proposal
Published: Wednesday, April 20th, 2022 @ 2:27 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Governor Roy Cooper is urging people across North Carolina to prepare for a significant incoming winter storm and has signed a state of emergency in advance of the storm’s arrival.
Published: Monday, January 17th, 2022 @ 12:29 pm
By: Governor's Office
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The Panthers on Tuesday made some changes to the coaching staff, as they begin the preparations for 2022.
Published: Tuesday, January 11th, 2022 @ 11:40 pm
By: Stan Deatherage
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Taiwanese President Tsai Ing-wen warned over the weekend, as the island national celebrated its National Day, that it would not bow to pressure from communist China and that it plans to continue ramping up its military capabilities.
Published: Thursday, December 16th, 2021 @ 6:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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