GIRAFFE REBELLION: De Niro, Inflatable Frogs, Headline Unhinged Democrat ‘State Of The Swamp’ CircusHow do you properly protest a sitting president in 2026? By dressing up as inflatable frogs and six-foot giraffes, of course.
Published: Monday, April 6th, 2026 @ 5:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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“It's always cool to be able to play in front of a sitting president."
Published: Monday, February 17th, 2025 @ 10:00 am
By: Daily Wire
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"I was sitting there and I was like 'I have been so wrong about this man.'"
Published: Sunday, October 27th, 2024 @ 11:53 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Atheists around America spent the day sitting patiently around dining room tables waiting for a wonderful Thanksgiving meal to materialize itself from nothing.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 2:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, a local couple has settled in for a romantic evening of sitting down next to each other and sending memes back and forth.
Published: Tuesday, December 12th, 2023 @ 12:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Money that was Sitting Idle in NCCash.com Now Will Help Residents Break Chains of Addiction
Published: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023 @ 11:14 pm
By: ENC NOW
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comes from the $10million Hunter coerced with Joe sitting beside him
Published: Wednesday, November 1st, 2023 @ 7:41 pm
By: John Steed
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Former CIA Director Michael Hayden suggested that he would be fine with an effort to “remove” Senator Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) from “the human race” — presumably because he continues to hold up the unanimous consent confirmations of military promotions.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 7:11 pm
By: Daily Wire
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According to newly released studies, everyone sitting on the beach around you really wants to hear that trash music you're playing so crank it up to an eleven and don't take those sideways glares and mean stares as anything but encouragement
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 12:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The White House appeared to blow off criticisms after President Joe Biden became the first sitting U.S. President to not make an appearance at any of the official memorial sites on September 11: Ground Zero
Published: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2023 @ 10:43 pm
By: Daily Wire
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There you are, sitting across from an elderly, demented man drooling on his oatmeal, when suddenly you begin to wonder: Am I in a nursing home, or in the chambers of the United States Senate??
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 3:27 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A strange cocaine-like substance discovered at a federal court Wednesday definitely did not belong to Hunter Biden despite it being found on his courtroom chair.
Published: Tuesday, September 26th, 2023 @ 1:15 am
By: Babylon Bee
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College students will have an exciting opportunity this fall, as several educational institutions have announced they will offer credit in gender studies courses to any students who are able to sit through the entirety of the new Barbie movie.
Published: Friday, September 22nd, 2023 @ 12:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a statement labeled by his critics as a poor attempt at damage control, Hunter Biden sought to clarify that when he wrote a text message to a Chinese government official saying he was "sitting next to my father," he was actually referring to his Heavenly Father.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 5:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an extremely awkward moment, six Supreme Court justices ruled that affirmative action is unconstitutional, completely forgetting that affirmative action hire Ketanji Brown Jackson was sitting right there next to them.
Published: Wednesday, August 16th, 2023 @ 3:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A man sitting in state prison for exposing himself to kids at a local playground is kicking himself that he didn't just wait and do it at a pride parade instead.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 4:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The FBI may be sitting on what has been described as the Nashville school shooter’s “manifesto” because bone-chilling information within it could pose a continuing threat to the public, a Tennessee official said Thursday.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 12:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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Mike Lindell lashed out wildly with a sword, even cutting off the ear of a New York police officer after authorities arrived at Trump Tower to take the current sitting president of the United States into custody.
Published: Thursday, April 13th, 2023 @ 1:33 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (I-AZ) revealed why she stopped going to what she called “dumb” Democrat luncheons with “old dudes” sitting around “eating Jell-O” and everyone bragging about themselves.
Published: Sunday, April 9th, 2023 @ 1:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A local man's heart was finally apprehended by the Almighty God today, as he humbled himself and turned to the Lord in prayer while sitting in his seat on an airplane and seeing an obese man with his stomach hanging out from his shirt making his way down the aisle.
Published: Thursday, April 6th, 2023 @ 12:16 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Department of Defense (DoD) reportedly spends about $130,000 a day on border wall materials that are sitting in storage.
Published: Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 @ 5:45 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Edgar Ramirez had finally had enough of feeling terrible all the time from doing nothing but lying around all day or sitting on the computer - so he finally decided to take up running every day, so that he could feel a different kind of terrible all the time.
Published: Monday, March 27th, 2023 @ 2:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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You have to give legislators credit for identifying an issue that has needed addressing for decades. They introduced a bill that would eliminate the power of the sitting governor to name the members of the State Board of Education.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 7:14 pm
By: Tom Campbell
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Seeking to be fully prepared to capitalize on any potential woke misstep by another major American corporation, Daily Wire CEO Jeremy Boreing is now reportedly setting up shop in a large warehouse full of tires, waiting for Goodyear to say something to cause conservative outrage.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 7:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A United Airlines plane tragically exploded into a massive fireball during takeoff after the man sitting in seat 23F failed to switch his phone to airplane mode, FAA authorities confirmed Friday.
Published: Monday, February 27th, 2023 @ 1:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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North Carolina’s State Auditor Beth Wood released a statement Jan. 23 apologizing for a hit-and-run accident in December that resulted in her state-owned vehicle partially sitting atop another parked car.
Published: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023 @ 11:10 pm
By: Carolina Journal
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President Joe Biden’s attorneys worked with the “Gestapo” at the Department of Justice to secure soft treatment for the sitting president amid a growing scandal involving classified documents, former President Donald Trump said Wednesday.
Published: Wednesday, January 25th, 2023 @ 9:41 am
By: Daily Wire
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After another trove of classified documents was found at Biden's residence, Biden defended himself by claiming he is unaware of any classified documents, or who he is, or why he's sitting in an oval-shaped office.
Published: Monday, January 16th, 2023 @ 9:42 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Vox writer Ian Millhiser slammed late Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s “arrogance” and called on sitting Justices Elena Kagan and Sonia Sotomayor to consider retiring rather than risk the possibility of an unfavorable Senate makeup later.
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 9:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) claimed that if reparations for slavery had been implemented, that might have helped to contain the spread of COVID during the recent global pandemic.
Published: Thursday, December 15th, 2022 @ 6:29 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A small commotion broke out and stopped Christmas shoppers in their tracks at a local mall today, as Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky was seen sitting on the mall Santa's lap and overheard asking for an additional $50 billion in funding for his nation's ongoing war against Russia.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 1:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, local parents Josh and Madelyn Bledge are sitting on their back porch relishing the crisp fall air and looking on lovingly as their kids frolic in a pile of autumn leaves and dog poop.
Published: Sunday, November 6th, 2022 @ 11:49 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Biden leaving us like a sitting duck
Published: Monday, October 17th, 2022 @ 8:49 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Dr. Anthony Fauci’s net worth soared during the COVID pandemic, leaving the career government worker sitting on a nearly $13 million nest egg, according to newly uncovered documents.
Published: Sunday, October 2nd, 2022 @ 1:58 am
By: Daily Wire
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A well-followed internet sleuth believes he has uncovered evidence that the FBI could be sitting on potentially explosive secret records involving dead sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.
Published: Thursday, September 29th, 2022 @ 10:41 pm
By: Daily Wire
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This week, the California State Assembly announced that they have passed a new measure requiring men to demonstrate solidarity with the trans community by sitting when they pee.
Published: Friday, September 16th, 2022 @ 3:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Congressman Jamie Raskin (D-MD) took issue on Friday with the constitutionally-mandated manner in which presidents are elected, calling the Electoral College “an accident waiting to happen.”
Published: Monday, September 12th, 2022 @ 3:57 pm
By: Daily Wire
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After a heroic protest at the Supreme Court, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spent the better part of three hours sitting in an invisible police car with her wrists bound by invisible handcuffs, waiting to be taken to an invisible jail.
Published: Monday, July 25th, 2022 @ 7:17 am
By: Babylon Bee
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On the Fourth of July, climate activists marched onto the inner loop of Interstate 495 just outside Washington, D.C., for a protest. Just after noon, local police received a report that a group of people were sitting on the Beltway blocking all lanes.
Published: Saturday, July 16th, 2022 @ 12:19 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Many politicians are given cheat sheets by their staff to remember talking points and to help them stay on schedule, but observers noticed that President Joe Biden’s notecard on Thursday was filled out with a little more detail than normal.
Published: Tuesday, July 5th, 2022 @ 6:56 am
By: Daily Wire
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This week, local man Joseph Briones gave a rousing speech to his family about his role as king of his home. During his monologue, Briones cast a compelling vision of male leadership, all from under 25 floral pillows on the couch.
Published: Saturday, July 2nd, 2022 @ 8:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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