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Local man Dean Richardson caused a rift to open in the space-time continuum this morning when he foolishly used a credit card to purchase a Dave Ramsey book.
Published: Monday, August 14th, 2023 @ 6:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As negotiations to raise the debt ceiling continue, American citizens are beginning to wonder how the federal government being unable to borrow trillions more dollars is some kind of crisis.
Published: Thursday, June 22nd, 2023 @ 3:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The quiet town of Sidney, Montana made headlines recently after a transdimensional portal appeared in the home of Bob and Cynthia Allen. Sources say the wife accidentally opened the time-tunneling tesseract while trying to find the power button on the remote.
Published: Sunday, February 26th, 2023 @ 12:07 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Pumpkin spice addiction is no joke. Experts agree that overdosing on the devilish concoction is the leading cause of death during the fall season. Stay vigilant and keep an eye out for these warning signs:
Published: Friday, October 28th, 2022 @ 2:13 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a tragic development, the White House attempting to walk back the statement that no one is walking back statements has ripped open a hole in the space-time continuum, annihilating the White House Press Briefing room.
Published: Sunday, April 3rd, 2022 @ 8:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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This Friday on Tucker Carlson’s show his final guests were James Fox, Director/Producer of a new UFO investigative documentary called “The Phenomenon,” and Christopher Mellon, former senior intelligence official for the Department of Defense.
Published: Saturday, October 17th, 2020 @ 8:36 am
By: Daily Wire
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My memory is cloudy on this exact dates but sometime around March or April 1968 we made an incursion into Cambodia.
Published: Wednesday, July 6th, 2016 @ 1:47 am
By: Bobby Tony
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