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"Do I go to work and not get a paycheck and not put food on the table, or do I drive for Uber or Door Dash or wait tables?”
Published: Saturday, November 8th, 2025 @ 4:56 pm
By: Daily Wire
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"We remember the families who are still waiting for their loved ones to be returned."
Published: Thursday, October 16th, 2025 @ 5:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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'The Story of All Stories' offers families a faithful and beautifully-told Catholic alternative to most children's Bibles.
Published: Tuesday, October 14th, 2025 @ 8:39 pm
By: Daily Wire
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It was a clear beautiful, royal blue sky day on Wall Street. The S & P futures were up markedly, awaiting a positive open, as I turn to get my first cup of coffee. I return to CNBC to get the morning business news, when I notice that the S & P futures are falling, and they're falling fast.
Published: Thursday, September 11th, 2025 @ 3:27 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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"DON’T WAIT, DO IT NOW!"
Published: Sunday, April 20th, 2025 @ 7:10 am
By: Daily Wire
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Peggy Wallace Satterthwaite, age 80, a resident of Pantego, NC died Sunday February 16, 2025 at River Trace Nursing and Rehabilitation.
Published: Monday, February 17th, 2025 @ 7:06 am
By: Announcements
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The long-awaited release of unredacted portions of court documents related to the late Jeffrey Epstein is upon us, providing everyone with the names of several prominent figures who will never face prosecution or any consequences of any kind.
Published: Tuesday, May 14th, 2024 @ 2:47 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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eliminate the waitlist for the state’s Opportunity Scholarships voucher program
Published: Tuesday, May 7th, 2024 @ 12:38 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Candace Cameron Bure announced a new movie franchise on Wednesday and said she “can’t wait” for everyone to watch it on her faith-based Great American Family television network.
Published: Tuesday, March 19th, 2024 @ 9:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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“Anti-racist” author Ibram X. Kendi, “1619 Project” author Nikole Hannah-Jones, and a number of others claimed that the long-awaited exit of Harvard University President Claudine Gay was a coordinated racist attack — and the backlash was immediate.
Published: Friday, February 23rd, 2024 @ 7:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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At the time of the crash, the suspect was actually waiting for a jail bed.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 7:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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Top Republicans hammered President Joe Biden on Thursday after special counsel Robert Hur released his long awaited report on the findings from his criminal investigation into Biden’s handling of classified material.
Published: Sunday, February 18th, 2024 @ 7:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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As Americans nationwide eagerly await tonight's debate between two men who will not be president after the 2024 election, Fox News announced the Gavin Newsom-Ron DeSantis debate moderated by Sean Hannity will be sponsored by U-Haul.
Published: Thursday, February 8th, 2024 @ 12:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Atheists around America spent the day sitting patiently around dining room tables waiting for a wonderful Thanksgiving meal to materialize itself from nothing.
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 2:58 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The wait is finally over. North Carolina has a solidified new state budget, and it includes a major victory for families across the state.
Published: Tuesday, January 16th, 2024 @ 1:19 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Local man Brad Bauer was reportedly very proud that he hadn't even sinned once all day so far.
Published: Monday, January 1st, 2024 @ 3:43 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources, President Biden has been awaiting results from the latest polls to see if giving Israel a right to defend itself is a popular thing or if they should just be annihilated or whatever.
Published: Sunday, December 31st, 2023 @ 11:21 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Massachusetts voters may legalize certain psychedelics in 2024 through a ballot proposal awaiting final approval from their secretary of state.
Published: Friday, December 29th, 2023 @ 1:34 am
By: Daily Wire
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Wait a minute, is that young couple looking for a home in your neighborhood from California? You better get them out of here pronto before they turn your beautiful state into a socialist cesspool!
Published: Thursday, December 28th, 2023 @ 3:40 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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RALEIGH: As children across North Carolina eagerly await Christmas Eve tonight, North Carolina Emergency Management (NCEM) officials briefed Gov. Cooper on state preparations to monitor Santa’s progress and offer any assistance necessary as he delivers presents to homes across the world.
Published: Tuesday, December 26th, 2023 @ 8:28 am
By: Governor's Office
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A local couple capped off a lovely evening together at an Italian restaurant by having their waitress provide them with a to-go box so they can make sure the inside of their car will smell like chicken parmesan for the next three weeks.
Published: Thursday, December 7th, 2023 @ 9:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Rep. Kevin McCathy (R-CA) praised his successor in the role of House speaker, Mike Johnson (R-LA), on Sunday for overseeing the long-awaited release of more January 6 footage to the public.
Published: Tuesday, December 5th, 2023 @ 2:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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The scab covering the still-fresh wound of his removal from office was ripped back open today, as Kevin McCarthy's long-awaited "Speaker of the House" nameplate finally arrived from the engraver.
Published: Monday, December 4th, 2023 @ 4:19 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Germany urges people to stay home amid brutal cold
Published: Thursday, November 30th, 2023 @ 5:21 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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Excitement abounded over the weekend as the long-awaited Sphere at the Venitian Resort had its grand opening. Attendees reported a wondrous, mind-blowing experience that would have been truly magnificent if it had not been spoiled by a U2 concert.
Published: Thursday, November 30th, 2023 @ 6:39 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local dad Kevin Sampson steeled his nerves as adrenaline coursed through his veins, every muscle fiber waiting to fire. Remote control at the ready, he dared any actor to even think about saying a naughty word, ready to mute the bad guy right out of existence.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 9:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a statement given to a roomful of waitstaff at The French Laundry, California Governor Gavin Newsom declared California to be the freest state in the Union, and warned that anyone who disagreed would be arrested.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 4:45 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As the sun rose on a new day in America, the staunch guardians of free speech and journalistic integrity that is the media eagerly waited for the daily email from the Biden administration to notify them of the day's official instructions and talking points.
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 10:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Surprise, surprise — wokeness has spread far beyond our own galaxy. With the long-awaited release of Starfield, the science fiction action-role-playing game from Bethesda, hardcore gamers will now be forced to play a game that crams a big steaming pile of WOKE down their throats every time they play
Published: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023 @ 12:34 am
By: Babylon Bee
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As the midpoint of the Atlantic hurricane season approaches, victims of Hurricanes Matthew and Florence are still waiting to return home years later.
Published: Monday, November 6th, 2023 @ 7:59 am
By: Carolina Journal
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The staff of the New York Times spent the morning patiently waiting by the computer, waiting for the call from Hamas to see what the terrorists would like to have printed on the front page today.
Published: Sunday, November 5th, 2023 @ 10:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Liberal man Jonathan Seymour passed away, dying on the toilet as he awaited instructions from the Center for Disease Control on how to wipe his own butt.
Published: Sunday, October 29th, 2023 @ 12:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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State Attorney General Letitia James (D-NY) fired back at former President Donald Trump on Wednesday, claiming that Trump’s complaints — about the ongoing fraud trial against him — amounted to “race-baiting.”
Published: Saturday, October 28th, 2023 @ 5:17 am
By: Daily Wire
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VENTURA, CA — A local wife and shades-aficionado lost her sunglasses Monday, then found them, then lost them, then found them, then finally…lost them again. Wait a minute, there they are.
Published: Thursday, October 26th, 2023 @ 2:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an effort to comply with a city leader's request that no gang shootings take place until after 9 P.M., local gangs met up to kill a few hours by playing some Settlers of Catan.
Published: Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 @ 11:06 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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"It was supposed to be a stop-and-go place."
Published: Sunday, October 22nd, 2023 @ 8:31 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The sexual attacks are often perpetrated by the human smugglers.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 9:49 am
By: Daily Wire
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Aurora, NC – Aurora Mayor Clif Williams announced that the town has secured the final funding necessary to begin construction on the long-awaited Aurora Industrial Park.
Published: Tuesday, October 17th, 2023 @ 6:28 pm
By: ENC NOW
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Wives across the nation announced that they too have to get to a prayer breakfast, informing disappointed husbands that making love must wait.
Published: Wednesday, September 27th, 2023 @ 9:56 am
By: Babylon Bee
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