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A new horror movie featuring the “Steamboat Willie” version of Mickey Mouse is currently in the works, per a Variety report.
Published: Thursday, February 15th, 2024 @ 11:29 am
By: Daily Wire
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After closing yet another investigation into mysterious situations within the White House, a representative for the United States Secret Service has admitted we may never learn the identity of the person who ate half a box of crayons in the Oval Office.
Published: Friday, September 15th, 2023 @ 3:37 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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According to inside sources, comedian Jimmy Kimmel is currently running tonight's Jimmy Kimmel Live! jokes by CCP President Xi for approval, as is his daily custom.
Published: Wednesday, March 8th, 2023 @ 12:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Following yet another pile of evidence suggesting coronavirus escaped from a lab in Wuhan, the remorseful People's Republic of China tried sending over another "We're Sorry For Creating COVID" balloon to their friends in America.
Published: Sunday, March 5th, 2023 @ 7:51 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Walt Disney Company caved to a righteous outcry of public pressure when it gutted beloved log flume attraction Splash Mountain, replacing any reference to its controversial film Song of the South in favor of The Princess and the Frog — a movie starring an African American princess
Published: Wednesday, February 1st, 2023 @ 9:12 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Hundred Acre Wood from the classic children’s book “Winnie the Pooh” is about to become a nightmare.
Published: Monday, September 12th, 2022 @ 1:09 am
By: Daily Wire
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Within hours of Congress passing a new "red flag" law, local resident Winnie the Pooh has had all his firearms confiscated by authorities.
Published: Tuesday, June 28th, 2022 @ 6:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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