Congregants at a local church participated in a time-honored tradition this past Sunday, with everyone standing to their feet to observe the 7th Sermon Point Stretch.
Published: Tuesday, October 10th, 2023 @ 11:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Youth Pastor's 'Imploding The Submersible Of Sin In Your Life' Sermon Deemed 'Tasteless', 'Too Soon'A sermon by local youth pastor Rob Lambert entitled "Imploding The Submersible of Sin In Your life" was panned by congregants for being way, way too soon.
Published: Sunday, August 13th, 2023 @ 9:29 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local mom Chloe Levy joined the ranks of saints gone before, saving a sermon from disaster by pulling out an emergency supply of Cheerios.
Published: Friday, July 28th, 2023 @ 4:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Parishioners at a local church have noticed a peculiar pattern, as the staff's female pastor preaches a much angrier, "hellfire & brimstone" style sermon every month or so.
Published: Tuesday, July 25th, 2023 @ 5:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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North Point Community Church Pastor Andy Stanley has announced a brand new sermon series in which he will forgo his usual preaching style and instead just beat up a Bible with a steel chair.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 12:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a final attempt to rein in their worship leader, Knoxville's Church on the Rock has instituted a pitch clock for all of the miniature sermons he tries to work in between songs.
Published: Wednesday, May 10th, 2023 @ 6:59 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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During a recent church service, local man Mick Cowlick found himself in an awkward position when he kept bowing his head, then peeking up to see if the Pastor was praying or preaching.
Published: Monday, February 27th, 2023 @ 11:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sermon claimed wound in Jesus' side "'takes on a decidedly vaginal appearance."
Published: Sunday, December 4th, 2022 @ 1:09 am
By: Daily Wire
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New evidence suggests that some of the people present at Jesus Christ's famous Sermon on the Mount had to sit in an overflow section on the eastern side of the mount where a large jumbotron screen had been set up.
Published: Sunday, November 27th, 2022 @ 12:40 am
By: Babylon Bee
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During a powerful Sunday sermon delivered by her pastor, a local woman has come under deep spiritual conviction that her husband really needs to repent of his sins.
Published: Wednesday, October 19th, 2022 @ 3:39 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In what will come to be the most important issue since Beaufort County chose to give away it's public hospital to a for-profit corporation, for a pittance, the proposed building of a new jail has taken a strange turn, and is quickly moving beyond the governmental grasp of the commissioners.
Published: Sunday, September 29th, 2013 @ 1:44 am
By: Stan Deatherage
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Self-governing individuals are necessary to have a self-governing society. That is, only a moral and disciplined people are capable of being governed by a limited government.
Published: Sunday, April 14th, 2013 @ 10:37 am
By: Diane Rufino
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Mrs. Marilyn Stokes Sermons, 81, a resident of 105 Driver Road, Washington, died Tuesday, June 26, 2012, at Ridgewood Manor.
Published: Thursday, June 28th, 2012 @ 6:08 pm
By: Announcements
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Mrs. Marilyn Stokes Sermons, age 81, a resident of 105 Driver Road, Washington, died Tuesday, June 26, 2012, at Ridgewood Manor.
Published: Wednesday, June 27th, 2012 @ 6:26 am
By: Announcements
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The library will close for the Christmas and New Year's holidays at 5 p.m. on Tuesday, Dec. 21, and will re-open at 8 a.m. on Tuesday, Jan. 4.
Published: Wednesday, December 15th, 2010 @ 9:21 pm
By: Judy Jennette
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