Scientists who authored studies say politically-motivated retraction is a result of pro-abortion bias in academia
Published: Wednesday, February 21st, 2024 @ 12:03 am
By: Daily Wire
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Women scientists wrapped up a comprehensive study this week, concluding an animal's cuteness increases up to four hundred percent with each missing limb the animal incurs.
Published: Sunday, November 19th, 2023 @ 7:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The pretend gender community is celebrating a huge step toward pushing their false ideology closer to the mainstream after pretend scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson posted a video professing his belief in their world of pretend genders.
Published: Friday, September 29th, 2023 @ 2:55 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Reveals he left out key info in climate change paper in order to get it published
Published: Wednesday, September 13th, 2023 @ 8:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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After decades of work culminated in the invention of lab-grown beef, Dr. Joshua Patel was humiliated after realizing cows already exist.
Published: Sunday, September 10th, 2023 @ 12:33 am
By: Babylon Bee
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includes two Nobel Prize winning sceintists
Published: Thursday, August 31st, 2023 @ 9:28 am
By: John Steed
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The paper is "scientific fraud," one scientist said.
Published: Thursday, August 17th, 2023 @ 3:12 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A group of scientists on the outer rim planet of Tatooine have come to the realization that the planet's two suns might have something to do with its global warming issue.
Published: Tuesday, August 8th, 2023 @ 11:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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According to sources inside the Anheuser-Busch company, scientists at Bud Light have been hard at work on a time machine that would go back about six months.
Published: Friday, August 4th, 2023 @ 8:11 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In a brazen and shameful example of brutal cyberbullying, podcast host Joe Rogan has invited pro-vaccine health expert Doctor Peter Hotez to come on his show and explain his position to millions of listeners.
Published: Monday, July 31st, 2023 @ 5:31 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Scientists who authored a paper on the origins of COVID-19 agreed the best course of action was to downplay the Chinese lab leak theory over concerns about international fallout, newly released internal messages show.
Published: Saturday, July 29th, 2023 @ 3:27 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Thousands of scientific experts have come forward to proclaim that while they have no idea what on earth could be causing the dramatic rise in autism among small children, they are 100% totally sure it's definitely not vaccines.
Published: Friday, July 28th, 2023 @ 11:36 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The top female scientific minds from around the globe have come together in hopes of once and for all figuring out what the purpose of the strange lever that makes the car lights blink is.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 1:44 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Researchers with the U.S. Food & Drug Administration have determined that cereal reaches its peak flavor at 10 pm if eaten on the couch while watching a true crime documentary.
Published: Saturday, June 10th, 2023 @ 11:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Nearly 60 years after scientists tried and disastrously failed to develop a vaccine for respiratory syncytial virus (RSV), the Food and Drug Administration has approved the first-ever RSV shot.
Published: Monday, May 22nd, 2023 @ 12:26 am
By: Daily Wire
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A genuine, certified, 100% flesh-and-blood human scientist who earned a real science degree from a top research university has confirmed that artificial intelligence is safe and effective and development should continue as rapidly as possible.
Published: Monday, April 17th, 2023 @ 8:37 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Beer scientists at Budweiser headquarters are reportedly hard at work researching how many cans of Bud Light it would take for Dylan Mulvaney to pass as a woman.
Published: Sunday, April 16th, 2023 @ 6:29 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Scientists have concluded a years-long study confirming the indisputable correlation between people putting trust in their government and people also eating paint chips.
Published: Friday, April 14th, 2023 @ 8:44 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Everything is in flux following a report that the U.S. Department of Energy has concluded that the virus that causes COVID likely leaked from a coronavirus lab in Wuhan, China.
Published: Thursday, March 16th, 2023 @ 1:13 am
By: Daily Wire
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If Anthony Fauci’s desperate, years-long effort to hide evidence that the mystery bat virus came out of China’s mysterious bat virus laboratory is finally unraveling, don’t blame Kristian Andersen.
Published: Saturday, March 11th, 2023 @ 7:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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Whoops. Shouldn’t have said “gunning” in that headline. That’s violent. Apologies.
Published: Saturday, February 25th, 2023 @ 11:50 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Women scientists at Johns Hopkins have agreed that gift bags must contain a bare minimum of 63 pieces of perfectly crinkled tissue paper.
Published: Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023 @ 2:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In a recent breakthrough, scientists have created a robot that can transition back and forth between solid and liquid states, allowing it to navigate through numerous obstacles and environments.
Published: Monday, February 6th, 2023 @ 5:01 am
By: Daily Wire
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Scientists have determined the cause of death of a sperm whale that washed up on shore in Oregon over the weekend.
Published: Thursday, January 26th, 2023 @ 2:40 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Physicists in Switzerland have found a way to use lasers to keep lightning away from important structures, but its overall value is still unknown.
Published: Wednesday, January 25th, 2023 @ 7:15 am
By: Daily Wire
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Scientists have discovered a new layer of brain anatomy that both protects and monitors the brain.
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 9:47 am
By: Daily Wire
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While the term “gender identity” has exploded in popularity as a way for transgender individuals to express the feeling of “misalignment” with their bodies, a group of scientists says that there is no empirical evidence for its existence in biology.
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 7:34 am
By: Daily Wire
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In 2002, NASA announced that it was naming its upcoming deep-space telescope after James Webb, the former leader of the agency from 1961 to 1968 who set in motion the 1969 moon landing.
Published: Wednesday, January 4th, 2023 @ 4:45 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Scientists from the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in Calif. produced net energy gain
Published: Tuesday, December 27th, 2022 @ 3:18 am
By: John Locke Foundation
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Scientists were able to hear an exciting sound from another planet and release the audio for the public to experience on Tuesday.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 7:25 am
By: Daily Wire
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Galaxy found was also formed closer to time of Big Bang than anything ever seen
Published: Friday, December 16th, 2022 @ 2:59 am
By: Daily Wire
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Man scientists released new health guidelines for personal hygiene on Wednesday by confirming the validity of a well-established tradition: washing your hair and letting the shampoo just sort of run down the rest of you is good enough.
Published: Wednesday, December 14th, 2022 @ 6:50 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A new study has discovered a black hole roughly 1500 light years from Earth, the closest such object on record.
Published: Thursday, November 17th, 2022 @ 11:46 am
By: Daily Wire
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