The Capitol janitorial service made the executive decision to deep clean the Congressional hearing rooms today with military-grade flamethrowers.
Published: Friday, March 1st, 2024 @ 11:23 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Sources claim that Disney World is offering pronoun pins to their employees in its latest act of blatant virtue signaling.
Published: Tuesday, November 28th, 2023 @ 9:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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New White House janitor Günter Hiden received high marks for punctuality after arriving early Wednesday to clean up the leftover cocaine that had been previously discovered in the White House's famous West Wing.
Published: Monday, September 4th, 2023 @ 7:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Newly demoted CNN employee Don Lemon says his new role as CNN's Third Shift Janitor should not be viewed as a demotion because he "gets a really cool key that gives him special access to every room in the building."
Published: Wednesday, September 28th, 2022 @ 9:46 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Architect of the Capitol’s (AOC’s) director of Diversity, Inclusion and Dispute Resolution, Elizabeth Buday, violated government ethics and policies when seeking “training for the entire AOC workforce,” an inspector general (IG) report released Tuesday found.
Published: Monday, September 5th, 2022 @ 12:37 pm
By: Daily Wire
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