In a new discovery, a team of highly respected theologians has announced that there is, indeed, an expansive library of audiobooks in Hell, but, unfortunately, every book is voiced by actress and rapper Awkwafina.
Published: Sunday, June 25th, 2023 @ 8:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Theologians from seminaries across the country have united in agreement that holy Scripture is 72% more powerful if read in an awesome foreign accent.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 2:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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An international Protestant council of scholars and theologians has met this week and formally declared that the commandment "Thou Shalt Not Steal" does not apply to parents repossessing their children's Halloween haul.
Published: Monday, November 7th, 2022 @ 7:28 am
By: Babylon Bee
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