A fascinating new study has yielded astounding results, as data indicates preaching the Gospel with a Scottish accent leads to 300% more people being saved. If the findings are correct, it may decisively prove that the Scottish accent is, in fact, God's preferred conduit for preaching.
Published: Saturday, September 16th, 2023 @ 5:18 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Seba, son of Cush, became frustrated following an event dubbed by scribes as the "confusion of languages" after realizing he missed out on the sweet British accent some of the other people got.
Published: Thursday, July 13th, 2023 @ 1:03 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Theologians from seminaries across the country have united in agreement that holy Scripture is 72% more powerful if read in an awesome foreign accent.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 2:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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You may not agree with some of Chad Prather's opinions but that is okay. Here he just defends his Georgia and Texas accent.
Published: Friday, May 13th, 2016 @ 8:08 am
By: Bobby Tony
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I cannot stop thinking about college campuses and freedom of speech or lack thereof, and for the first time in my writing life, I feel compelled to take on a controversial topic.
Published: Monday, January 11th, 2016 @ 12:06 pm
By: Kathy Manos Penn
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Michael Keaton directs his first film and uses the old formula of substance over style to present the quirky fellowship between a hitman and a sweet girl.
Published: Friday, January 22nd, 2010 @ 12:55 pm
By: Wyatt Sanderman Day
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