Are You an Avid Fisherman? If so there Ain't no way you can beat this guy. | Eastern NC Now

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    A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.

    A passer-by remarked, "That guy must have been a very avid fisherman."

    "Oh, he still is," remarked one of the mourners.

   "As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife."
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