Jokes from Gene | Eastern North Carolina Now

Husband takes the wife to a disco.

    There's a guy on the dance floor living large - break-dancing, moon-walking, back flips, the works.

    The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.

    "Husband says: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!"

Bar Joke

    There I was sitting at the bar, staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

    "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

    "This is the worst day of my life," I say. I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me.

    So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!

    ...But enough about me, how's your day going?"