Vote for Vermin Supreme (SATIRE) | Eastern North Carolina Now

    Usually my posts are very serious and can be rather blunt, this is an exception. This post will make you aware of a new candidate for the 2016 Election. Like with most politicians, you don't have many good options. Your solution? Vermin Supreme!

    Mr. Supreme supports the following policies:

  • A mandatory tooth brushing policy, requiring all Americans to maintain good moral and oral hygiene. The policy also includes a secret tooth brushing police, and dental reeducation camps. This was his main policy promised if elected in 2012, and is expected to support this in 2016.
  • An innovative green energy policy that harnesses the energy of zombies.
  • An entitlement program that gives free ponies (supporting no other benefits) for all Americans to ensure national security as an identification system.





    Also he is your friendly tyrant, who wouldn't love Vermin Supreme!?
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( August 11th, 2015 @ 12:08 pm )
 
He is actually running for president this year! That was a real debate broadcasted on CSPAN in 2012. I showed him to my civics teacher as a joke and he gave me extra credit for it
( August 11th, 2015 @ 6:03 am )
 
Writer Bots cannot duplicate humor. Great article CM.
( August 11th, 2015 @ 3:26 am )
 
Christopher Maye is the new MINIMALIST SUPREME WINNER!!! While BT went to somewhere with his i-phone / Ted McD was working on new free pics for a post ~~~ Old Chris was thinking ~~~~~ and put together the least words possible to share the most fun insights I have seen lately!

Will Rogers, Steven Colbert and David Letterman have a cohort on BCN now!!!!



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