Bobby Tony asks for money, will you support him? | Eastern NC Now

    This election is too important to be left to the political class.

    I am beginning to pick up a trend here. I have noticed the terminology of this election is a carefully worded legalistic approach. So far no one has quit the campaign. They have merely suspended their campaign. I assume that means that they can still accept donations and spend money.

    With that in mind, I announce that I have suspended smoking (34 years), suspended drinking alcohol (4 years), suspended working (15 years), and so far quit nothing (70 years) which should prove that I am not a quitter.

    With all the donation emails I have been getting from the candidates, I think that I am right in the middle of the road. Please consider this desperate plea for funds to continue my campaign to continue to campaign. With your support, MY GOOD FRIEND, I can and will make a difference in my bank account. I will not wander, I will not waiver, I will not quit. I am here until the end, anxiously awaiting your support and attention, as well as your dollars.

    With you by my side, I know that WE can make a difference in this quest to improve my standard of living. I have set a goal of $200,000 to defray the cost of my upcoming trip to Hawaii to address Waikiki, Diamond Head, and Donald Tai Loy "Don" Ho's memorial society. While in Hawaii, I intend to visit Kapiolani Medical Center for Women and Children and personally search for the records of President Barrack H. Obama's birth records. I will not be satisfied until I have personally investigated this burning question.

    As the proud son of immigrants (aren't we all), I will not rest until I can find the secret to the American Dream. That will require me to visit my mother's mother's homeland in Italy to find the foundation of their quest for a better life in America. I will also make a stop in Ireland to research my dad's heritage. That may require a longer stay as his ancestors immigrated to the Colonies in 1700's.

    Please open up your heart and pocket books as I finish this quest in your name because American is still the best hope for the world and I for one will not rest until I have looked under every stone and crevice in search of the American Dream.

    Please rush your donation to me no later than midnight tonight, or tomorrow or any other day. Together we can make a difference in my bank account. I know that I can count on your support, MY GOOD FRIEND.

    Thank you for your support. I will remember all the little people who helped me in this campaign.

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