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Why Is It I Am The Only One To See The Obvious?

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    I have come up with the perfect solution to one of the major problems of our time. It is the Children of America (Little Darlings) crying in our grocery stores at all times. There is an obvious answer to this pressing issue.

    Because of this Crying All the Time Dilemma America's shopping mothers are constantly is a state of frenzy. They end up rushing through their shopping expeditions. They lose control and forget to buy all the groceries they intended to buy.

    This is also having a deleterious effect on the energy crisis because they have to use more gasoline to go back to the stores to buy what they forget to get on the prior trip.

    America's shopping fathers are unhappy too. They get just as frenzied and end up buying the wrong beer.

    Crying Grocery Store Children come in 2 varieties...
  •  Children who want to get into the shopping carts.
  •  Children who want to get out of the shopping carts.

    My solution is as obvious as it is simple...Get Rid of the Shopping Carts!

    Shopping Carts are the culprits. It certainly could not be the Little Darlings of America.

    Trust me on this one. My Father owned a neighborhood grocery store. This is where I get my inspiration and insight into this thorny issue.

    Would I kid u?
    Smartfella
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