A local man declared himself free of any need to belong to a local church, relying instead on the fact that he studies the Bible for himself, clearly indicating he has never studied the Bible for himself.
Published: Sunday, March 3rd, 2024 @ 3:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Though many people try to make the case that religion and politics don't mix, the truth is that political affiliations have been a part of history for thousands of years. Even your most beloved biblical figures were committed supporters of specific political parties.
Published: Sunday, February 25th, 2024 @ 10:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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What began as a pleasant seminar at Lakewood Church devolved into an awkward situation today, as Senior Pastor Joel Osteen was stumped by one attendee who asked him to name three books from the Bible.
Published: Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 @ 1:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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SHANGHAI — In response to some confusion around China's ongoing ban on Bibles, President Xi called a press conference to confirm an exception to his prohibition on God's Holy Word will be made for a popular version known as "The Message."
Published: Thursday, February 1st, 2024 @ 11:51 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Baptist Publishing House has announced the publication of a new English translation of the Bible, the New Baptist Version or NBV, which helpfully replaces all instances of the word ‘hell' with ‘heck'.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 12:15 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Marriage experts now confirm that a husband reminding his wife that the Bible says she should submit to him leads to the happiest marriages.
Published: Wednesday, January 17th, 2024 @ 12:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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It's something that's been debated by Bible scholars since the Earth was created some 6,023 years ago: what will the Mark of the Beast mentioned in the book of Revelation turn out to be?
Published: Saturday, January 13th, 2024 @ 12:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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School-based Bible program having positive impact on public school kids
Published: Tuesday, January 9th, 2024 @ 9:59 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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A school board member in Virginia took his oath of office with his hand not on a Bible, but on a stack of books containing graphic depictions of gay sex.
Published: Thursday, December 21st, 2023 @ 10:55 am
By: Daily Wire
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Continuing its mission to show how Taylor Swift can point people to Christ, The Gospel Coalition proudly announced the release today of Fearless: The Taylor Swift Study Bible.
Published: Saturday, December 9th, 2023 @ 7:31 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In an exciting announcement arriving just in time for the holiday season, Thomas Kinkade Studios has unveiled its new "Violent Scenes of the Old Testament" collection of art prints.
Published: Saturday, November 25th, 2023 @ 8:38 am
By: Babylon Bee
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The Federal Bureau of Investigation announced today that it had discovered terrifying extremist reading material in a raid of Speaker of the House Mike Johnson's Louisiana home.
Published: Tuesday, November 21st, 2023 @ 12:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Speaker Johnson on God, faith and founding fathers
Published: Saturday, November 18th, 2023 @ 4:02 pm
By: Countrygirl1411
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It's hard to find a good movie these days, but even harder to find one that didn't plagiarize Scripture! Don't believe us? Here are eight famous films that you never knew ripped their entire plot straight from the Bible:
Published: Friday, November 17th, 2023 @ 3:35 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Newly-minted House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) told Fox News host Sean Hannity on Thursday that the entirety of his worldview could be found if one would simply “go pick up a Bible off your shelf and read it.”
Published: Monday, November 13th, 2023 @ 8:19 am
By: Daily Wire
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Feeling a little down? Think you've really screwed the pooch this time? Come with the Babylon Bee as we crack open the Scriptures and check out some Bible heroes who have done way, way stupider stuff than you!
Published: Thursday, November 9th, 2023 @ 7:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A local church found a new surge in popularity after making the revolutionary decision to forego its normal attempts to appeal to the masses and instead just start teaching the Bible.
Published: Friday, October 20th, 2023 @ 9:32 am
By: Babylon Bee
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After a terrifying three days, the prophet Jonah gathered his Assyrian followers around him to recount the harrowing tale of being tossed into the sea and swallowed by Lizzo, that mighty beast of old.
Published: Saturday, September 30th, 2023 @ 7:50 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Scholars at Dallas Theological Seminary say they now believe that Jacob's first assessment of Leah was to describe her as "mid".
Published: Sunday, September 24th, 2023 @ 1:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Virginia farmer Oliver Anthony, who became an overnight sensation last week with his song “Rich Men North of Richmond,” opened a recent performance by reading a Bible passage.
Published: Saturday, September 9th, 2023 @ 3:48 pm
By: Daily Wire
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The member of the Finnish parliament facing prosecution over her religious beliefs was back in court this week, facing a trial for expressing her Christian views on marriage and sexuality.
Published: Thursday, September 7th, 2023 @ 12:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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A terrifying new report has sent shockwaves throughout the Christian community, as rumors swirled that people who skim through the genealogies in their Bible reading will be barred from entering Heaven.
Published: Wednesday, September 6th, 2023 @ 9:05 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Local man Fredrick Biel spent time studying the Bible Thursday in his continuing quest for an impressive verse to share on social media, witnesses say.
Published: Wednesday, July 26th, 2023 @ 1:08 am
By: Babylon Bee
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King Solomon really broke out the romance, telling his wife today that he truly thinks of her as one in a thousand.
Published: Friday, July 21st, 2023 @ 11:47 am
By: Babylon Bee
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A Utah public school district that removed the Bible from elementary and middle school libraries voted Tuesday to reverse the decision, officials said in a statement.
Published: Tuesday, July 18th, 2023 @ 11:43 am
By: Daily Wire
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Despite staggering intellect and deep study of God's Word, psychologist/professor/author/speaker/room-cleaning enthusiast Dr. Jordan B. Peterson has resolved to stubbornly consider every possible tangential meaning of Bible stories
Published: Monday, June 26th, 2023 @ 8:59 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Forgetting the famous saying about leaves of three, Adam came to the horrible realization that something was terribly wrong with his first leafy covering.
Published: Monday, June 26th, 2023 @ 8:01 am
By: Daily Wire
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The Bible has been pulled from the shelves of libraries in a school district in Utah after a parent claimed that it could be considered “pornographic.”
Published: Friday, June 16th, 2023 @ 12:25 pm
By: Daily Wire
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North Korean authorities sentenced an entire family, including a two-year-old child, to life in prison after one of the family members was found to be in possession of a Bible.
Published: Wednesday, June 14th, 2023 @ 5:22 am
By: Daily Wire
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As the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America embraces a growing number of progressive positions, local Lutheran man Cliff Cliffstofferson wants to clarify that he is one of the weird ones who still believes The Bible.
Published: Tuesday, June 13th, 2023 @ 3:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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North Point Community Church Pastor Andy Stanley has announced a brand new sermon series in which he will forgo his usual preaching style and instead just beat up a Bible with a steel chair.
Published: Sunday, June 11th, 2023 @ 12:17 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Canadian police reportedly arrested a teenager handing out bibles after an altercation broke out between his “Save Canada” group and pro-transgender counter-protestors during a demonstration on Wednesday in Calgary, Alberta.
Published: Saturday, June 3rd, 2023 @ 10:35 am
By: Daily Wire
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Bible scholars now believe the verse in Genesis about people being naked and without shame was a prophecy about Walmart customers.
Published: Monday, May 8th, 2023 @ 4:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Daily Wire co-founder Ben Shapiro and Dr. Jordan B. Peterson explain the difference between guilt and shame in a larger conversation on sacrifice during the newest episode of Peterson’s “Exodus” series, streaming now on DailyWire+.
Published: Monday, April 17th, 2023 @ 9:25 pm
By: Daily Wire
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