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Senior Pastor Andy Stanley was sidetracked while delivering a sermon Sunday morning at North Point Community Church when the Bible began disagreeing with one of his points.
Published: Sunday, February 5th, 2023 @ 8:21 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Black smoke was seen rising from the chimney of the world-famous Sistine Chapel as Pope Francis tossed another Bible into the fireplace to keep himself warm.
Published: Tuesday, January 31st, 2023 @ 11:57 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Ever since changing over to the Jesus Storybook Bible, local man Dan Smith has been totally dominating his Bible-In-A-Year plan.
Published: Wednesday, January 18th, 2023 @ 8:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Some of the top podcasts in the United States so far in 2023 on streaming sites like Apple and Spotify discuss things like faith, the Bible, and Christianity, beating out ones from The New York Times, NBC, and more.
Published: Wednesday, January 11th, 2023 @ 8:08 am
By: Daily Wire
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Local parishioner Jacob Henderson has said he does not have time to read the Bible. However, according to sources close to the situation, Henderson listens to seven daily podcasts and has an audio Bible on his phone.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 6:26 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis was sworn in for a second term Tuesday as the 46th governor of the Sunshine State using the Bible of the Revolution, which the Founding Fathers in the U.S. Congress endorsed over 240 years ago.
Published: Sunday, January 8th, 2023 @ 3:52 pm
By: Daily Wire
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While many believe essential oils to be a modern Christian phenomenon, these potent extracts actually played a role in some of Scripture's most familiar narratives!
Published: Saturday, January 7th, 2023 @ 1:19 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Pastor Karen Younis of Pittsburgh's St. Andrew Lutheran Church has released a new, innovative Bible reading plan where people commit to one year of never reading the Bible.
Published: Wednesday, January 4th, 2023 @ 12:12 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The publisher Zondervan has released a new Bible translation where the words "if you know what I mean" have been added to the end of every verse in Song of Solomon.
Published: Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 @ 3:06 am
By: Babylon Bee
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“The God of the Bible has the last say,” said Bishop Patrick Wooden Sr.
Published: Sunday, December 18th, 2022 @ 9:46 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Local boy Linus Van Pelt has been permanently banned from the local community theater, after an episode in which he commandeered a play rehearsal and began reciting from the Bible.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 6:42 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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As “Drag Queen Story Hour” events sweep the nation, two ministers are exhorting fellow Christian men to bring “Pastor Story Hour” to their local public libraries.
Published: Wednesday, December 7th, 2022 @ 12:18 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Following several years of diligent highlighting during his daily devotions, a local man has soaked every single word in his Bible with layers of neon highlighter and underlining, and now has no idea which Scriptures are inspired and which are optional.
Published: Tuesday, December 6th, 2022 @ 1:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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When I was a tenth grade student, I had the good fortune to have an English teacher named MS. Comer.
Published: Monday, December 5th, 2022 @ 2:26 pm
By: John W. LaCava
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Chaos including the desecration of the Bible erupted on the University of Wisconsin campus Monday, when protesters tried to shut down a coming speech from Daily Wire host and author Matt Walsh.
Published: Wednesday, November 30th, 2022 @ 10:20 am
By: Daily Wire
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According to sources, local man Jason Donaldson is feeling defeated in his Christian walk as he continues to struggle with sin over and over again. Also, he hasn't read or opened his Bible since January 2 of this year.
Published: Monday, November 14th, 2022 @ 7:25 am
By: Babylon Bee
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YouVersion, parent company of the most popular Bible app on the App Store, has announced a groundbreaking change to mankind's Bible-reading experience.
Published: Tuesday, November 1st, 2022 @ 1:48 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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After reviewing new historical evidence, scholars now believe the Apostle Paul used the handy map in the back of his Bible when deciding where to travel to next.
Published: Tuesday, October 18th, 2022 @ 11:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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The Holy Bible represents God's complete revelation to mankind. Every word of it is inspired by God and useful for the teaching, correcting, and equipping of the saints.
Published: Thursday, September 29th, 2022 @ 11:35 am
By: Babylon Bee
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Ever wondered who the disciples were that followed Jesus besides those twelve famous guys?
Published: Wednesday, September 28th, 2022 @ 1:27 am
By: Babylon Bee
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We all know there are tremendous benefits to reading the Bible, but it's so hard to be consistent with reading it every day!
Published: Thursday, September 22nd, 2022 @ 12:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Superstar Eminem talked about his Faith in a new remix of Kanye West’s 2019 song “Use This Gospel” as he rapped about being pulled by the devil, putting his “faith in You, Father,” and more.
Published: Thursday, September 8th, 2022 @ 9:33 am
By: Daily Wire
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LILY CREEK, MI — Local man Frank Quincy is 33 years old but still pictures every character in the Bible as a talking vegetable, sources close to the man confirmed earlier this week.
Published: Wednesday, September 7th, 2022 @ 1:00 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Houston pastor Joel Osteen has released an exciting new study Bible where he has carefully gone through and redacted every single word of the text: The Redacted Study Bible.
Published: Sunday, September 4th, 2022 @ 1:38 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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All versions of the Bible and an illustrated version of Anne Frank’s diary were among the “challenged” books that were pulled from shelves across Keller Independent School District in the Dallas-Fort Worth area in Texas.
Published: Sunday, August 28th, 2022 @ 6:36 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Local man Tom Goodwin completely embarrassed himself at church this morning after being forced to resort to his Bible tabs to locate the book of Habakkuk.
Published: Sunday, August 21st, 2022 @ 12:41 am
By: Babylon Bee
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In order to make his upcoming Sunday message as entertaining as possible, a local pastor plans to stay up late in search of the perfect Bible verse to compliment the hilarious personal experience he wants to share.
Published: Wednesday, August 17th, 2022 @ 12:05 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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We get it. It's hard to read the divinely inspired word of the creator of the universe. He's so judgy! But, since your salvation might depend on it, you better get some great excuses ready to share on Judgment Day.
Published: Friday, July 29th, 2022 @ 1:02 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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A Seattle street preacher says he was arrested for simply reading his Bible at a public park near a Seattle Gay Pride event.
Published: Wednesday, July 13th, 2022 @ 5:05 pm
By: Daily Wire
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Reminder for all you Christians who started a one-year Bible reading plan in January: it might be time to start that thing. The good news is that if you read half of the entire Bible today, you'll be completely caught up!
Published: Thursday, June 30th, 2022 @ 10:41 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Harry Splugwarp, a deacon at Straight & Narrow Church, began searching the scriptures fervently for Jesus' teaching about funding Lockheed Martin following House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's comments that funding a war in a foreign land was tantamount to feeding someone who was hungry.
Published: Monday, May 23rd, 2022 @ 7:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Are vaccine checks a cover for gun grabs?
Published: Sunday, July 11th, 2021 @ 7:49 am
By: Countrygirl1411
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Last week, various news media carried the shocking story of Portland protestors burning stacks of Bibles and the American flag.
Published: Monday, August 10th, 2020 @ 6:32 pm
By: Beaufort Observer Editorial Team
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It's the Word of God that urges us to 'take hold of what is truly life'
Published: Saturday, November 23rd, 2019 @ 4:41 am
By: LifeZette
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Today, I had a conversation with 2 wonderful ladies about the Bible and about the pervasive evil that seems to be growing in country and all around the world.
Published: Wednesday, November 6th, 2019 @ 10:36 am
By: Diane Rufino
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