Another Bit Of Foolishness That Is Too Political For My Blog | Eastern NC Now

    I got this idea from Glenn Beck's radio show.
    I'm going to get even sillier than he did.
    He sure had fun with this one.

    The Liberal News Media (I'll use CNN) is always doing something crazy like this...
     CNN reports that an Unnamed Source has sent them this startling information about who Donald Trump really is.
     CNN says it is probably not true.
     CNN says the story is so far-fetched that we probably ought not to believe it for a minute.
     CNN even goes on to warn that we certainly ought not to repeat it.
     CNN says, however, the story would be of such national importance that CNN feels obligated to inform the American People about the possibility of this being true because it might turn out to be true.
    The probably untrue story is that it has been reported to CNN by a well placed Unnamed Source that Donald Trump is actually from the moon!
     CNN's Unnamed Source has reported that in 1969 Donald Trump secreted himself onto Apollo 11 without the crew knowing he was hitching a ride back from the moon to the earth.
     CNN goes on to explain why this is such a significant news story by saying, "As far as we know we have never had a Moon Man as President!"
     CNN says you can certainly see how significant this bit of information is, and if it actually turns out to be true, the American Public ought to know this before Trump has a chance to run for a second term.
     CNN says it jumped right on this story as soon as the Unnamed Source gave it to our Unnamed Reporter at Unnamed Location in an Unnamed Underground Garage at an Unnamed Hour on an Unnamed Day and CNN has come up with 3 very significant indicators that seem to give this dramatic story a wealth of credence that demands further investigation.

    Everyone knows that the Moon is made out of Green Cheese...
    1. Donald Trump always orders Extra Cheese on his hamburgers.
    2. Cheese is served in every one of Donald Trump's Resorts and Country Clubs worldwide.
    (And the clincher is...)
    3. It has been reported by the Unnamed Source who is in a position to know something about something or other that Donald Trump proposed the creation of the Space Force because he is home sick and he wants a ride back.

    See why I could not put this in my Non-Partisan Silly Blog about Foolishness?

    Would I kid u?
    Smartfella