Coming Up On The 2012 Presidential Election State Were Fighting To Have Their Primaries First | Eastern NC Now

This blog was written on October 10, 2011 and it saved us from absolute chaos because at that time in the Good Ole USofA was amazed to see various states moving their Presidential Primaries ahead on the calendar trying to be the first one on the calendar. It was looking nasty but I wrote the blog below which pointed out the dangers of such actions and it saw the Foolishness of their actions and stopped being Silly in time for the 2016 Presidential Primaries. From my Pay Me No Nevermind Department comes this statement in the form of a Press Release... The Fella has often seen results that he thought were generated by the world reading his Blogs Postings and then changing its behavior. For the most part, the world does not read his blog because they are too busy keeping track of Justin Bieber's comings and goings. Make no mistake about it the Pay Me No Nevermind Department does believe that the world would be a better place if it did pay some nevermind to what Fella has to say but it is more ready to face reality than is Fella. MONDAY, OCTOBER 10, 2011 Based On The Recent Past, This Is Absolute Certain Prediction Of Things To Come President Sure B. Goodlooking was just sworn into office as President of the United States on January 22, 2041 Because the people running our Caucuses (whatever that is) and our Straw Polls (whatever that is) and our Primaries (I know what this is...Or do I?) have been scrambling to be first every four years since the 2012 Election Cycle, the following has happened in the Good Ole USofA... • The day after President Goodlooking was sworn into office Iowans enthusiastically cast their vote to select the persons they want as the 2044 Democratic and Republican nominees. • The very next day the people of New Hampshire turn out in record numbers to vote for the persons they wish to recommend to all Americans as their choices for the next President of The United States. • The following Sunday on all the Sunday Talk Shows the hottest topic of discussion is about the very real possibility that Florida is planning to move their primary voting to November 7, 2044 the day before the 2044 Presidential Elections. • Rush Limbaugh the host of the highest rated radio talk show said this morning from his nursing home microphone-equipped La Z Boy, “This is starting to get real confusing”. Would I kid u?