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    Keeping You Informed
    In February 2008 I informed all of you who are smart enough to read my Foolishness about the conditions in Liberia, Africa.
    Here is the entire blog posting. Yes you should keep reading because it's not long and, as usual, it's funny...Or is it?

    Sunday, February 24, 2008
    Raising Children Again     I wish I were just starting out raising my children ... You just said to yourself, "Self, is he nuts"? Allow me to explain.

    If we were just beginning to have children I now have a fool-proof way of getting my children to eat their vegetables. I would look each of them into their tear-filled eyes and threaten to send them to live the rest of their lives in Liberia.

    The quote below comes from the Atlanta Journal Constitution on 2/22/08. Notice the use of the words "overrun", "weapons", "malnutrition", "pervasive", "half", "not", "uninhabitable", "little" & "no". After you finish using these words there is not much left to lament...
    "The country is overrun with weapons, malnutrition is pervasive, half of children are not in school, and many buildings are uninhabitable. There is little running water or electricity and no sewage or landline phone system."

    The Liberian Tourist Bureau is left with something like...
    "Come join us in Liberia. Is it is a terrible place to live but you don't live long."

    Would I kid u?
    Smartfella