How To Pump Up The Economy Of The Good Ole USofA | Eastern NC Now

    The solution about how to create Economic Activity is obvious but no one seems to see it except Fella.

    Holidays! We need more Holidays! Every time there is a Holiday the Retailers in the Good Ole USofA have a Holiday Sale. We then rush out to save money by spending our money and we Stimulate the Economy.

    This shows how silly we are. We really think that, because it is a Federal Holiday, the Retailers of the Good Ole USofA are going to give away a big chunk of their profits to us.

    If our 9% Approval Rated Congress would just pass a bunch of Federal Laws that would establish a Holiday for each and every day of the year, we could then all rush out and Spend All Our Money.

    Here are a few thought starters (Congress usually needs thought starters to get them going. It's keeping them thinking that's the hardest part.)... Washington Irving's Day, Johnny Unitas Day, Completion of the Transcontinental Railroad Day, Peter Fernerk Day (I don't know who he is either but does it really matter?), etc.

    After all our money is gone just think of how much we will have saved!

    Would I kid u?
    Smartfella