Joe Biden, who Seeks the Presidency, should rather try Comedy | Eastern NC Now

    Joe Biden, the former US Senator from a three county state, and later the Vice President of these United States, picked as a human insurance policy, arguably to remove then president Barrack Hussein Obama from any threat of assassination, is a funny guy.

    Many pundits have expressed that Next in Line Joe Biden is an affectionate, lovable gaff machine: smelling women's, and sometimes men's, hair while campaigning; forming physical embraces, often with strangers, that tended to go on far too long; understandably, campaigning to diminishing crowds, while making awkward comments about stories involving himself that make little sense, often confusing himself with someone else who might have participated in that story; often not knowing where he is, where his minuscule crowd is positioned ... but always getting it right when it comes back to hair - either the scent of someone elses, or that hair which grows on his own leg.


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    Will Joe Biden be president of these United States?

    Not a chance, but he will always be lovable Slow Joe schmoozing and pandering as if that is all that will be demanded of him to govern in these tremulous times; to navigate to the swirling waters of what is far more complicated than Joe, and his dwindling supporters, could ever hope to perceive; however, the man has comedic bones, and maybe should just stick with that here in his declining years.