Liberals Outraged To Learn 10% Of Twitter Now Owned By African-American

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Liberals Outraged To Learn 10% Of Twitter Now Owned By African-American

Published: Thursday, April 7th, 2022 @ 3:03 pm
By: Babylon Bee ( More Entries )

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    SAN FRANCISCO, CA     Liberals at Twitter were outraged this morning upon finding out almost 10% of their company is now owned by an African-American. Several have threatened walk-outs to protest the news.

    "That man's foreign ways aren't welcome here," said Twitter Programming Director Xerxie Vamoosixx, (xe/xir.) "I watched a TikTok video about a Salon article about a tweet from a journalist that said he is 'based,' which is another word for transphobic. I have literally not stopped shaking and throwing up on my desk since I found out."

    Several unnamed sources from within the company expressed worry that the African immigrant will influence the company to value freedom of speech-even allowing people to send tweets people like Vamoosixx don't agree with. "Tweets I don't agree with make me feel unsafe which means they're literally violence and I'm gonna burn down this building," xe said.

    Vamoosixx plans to stage a protest and demand the foreigner take his foreign ways back to where he came from.

    Other Twitter employees expressed excitement over the new ownership-especially for the free White Claws now available in every break room.

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