Never mind that Boston's Children's Hospital has changed the gender of thousands of children, those god-like deniers of the Hippocractic Oath (first do no harm) know what they are doing. It's only Massachusetts (Home of Liz). Don't Worry, Be Happy
Never mind that "The Devils of Davos"
are threatening to gobble up your farm land and that Bill Gates and The Chinese are actually doing that or that there is a food shortage while we plant solar panels. Maybe A1 Sauce goes well with solar panels. Don't Worry, Be Happy
Never Mind that your money doesn't seem to go as far as it used to. Joe's got your back. He'll send 87,000 armed IRS Agents to soak those scallywags making less than $400,000.00 per year so that they can supplement you (after they launder the money through the Federal Government). Don't Worry, Be Happy
Never mind that your kids have to attend public school where Gender change, CRT, Marxism, Climate change and Sex are taught. It's all for the best. Oh, and don't forget porno will soon be available in your school libraries as well. Don't Worry, Be Happy
Never mind that the value of your private property is declining in value and that percentage rates are headed for the stratosphere. Joe's boys know what they are doing. Don't Worry ,Be Happy
Never mind that your energy and gasoline bills are hovering at the mendosa line and that we have given or sold much of our oil reserves to an enemy. Joe's got a handle on it. He'll protect us with those new solar tanks, fighter planes and armored personnel carriers. Don't Worry, Be Happy
Never mind that Joe and his family have and are profiting nicely from the bribes (oops loans) from the Chinese. I mean the poor guy has to have enough left to buy a couple of homes and a library. Don't Worry, Be Happy
Never mind that The FBI under the direction of Meritless Garland raided the home of a duly elected former President of The United States. Your fourth amendment rights are safe with Uncle Joe in charge. Don't Worry, Be Happy
Never mind that all you Republicans and parents have been called anti-democratic terrorists by the New York Slime. They wouldn't dare confiscate your homes and send you off to re-education camps. It's just not Joe's style. Don't Worry, Be Happy
Never mind that your communities have been used as a dumping ground for uninvited guests that drain your resources, escalate crime, disease and property loss. Don't Worry, Be Happy
Never mind that the US Army is 40,000 troops short and that few a enlisting in the Army, Marines or Navy or that the Coast Guard is firing all personnel who refuse the Covid Vaccine. The LGBTQ community will defend you. Don't Worry, Be Happy
Never mind that it is no longer safe for the women in your family to venture out after dark unless they have Smith and Wesson with them. That's a passing fad that Joe has a grip on. Don't Worry, Be Happy
It is time for all you sunshine patriots to put up or shut up!!!
Follow the Yellow Arrow
John W. LaCava Bath, NC June 25, 2022