Paul Pelosi Pleads Guilty, Sentenced To Return To Nancy Pelosi In 5 Days | Eastern NC Now

Insider trading expert and husband of the Speaker of the House Paul Pelosi has pleaded guilty to a DUI charge and has been sentenced to live with Nancy Pelosi again after 5 days in prison.

ENCNow
    Publisher's note: This post appears here on BCN with the expressed permission of the Babylon Bee - friends that can find your funny bone in a very dark room.

    SAN FRANCISCO, CA     Insider trading expert and husband of the Speaker of the House Paul Pelosi has pleaded guilty to a DUI charge and has been sentenced to live with Nancy Pelosi again after 5 days in prison.

    "You recklessly put innocent lives in danger, and I have no choice but to make an example of you," said the judge at the sentencing. "In five days' time, you will fly out to Washington, D.C., and move in with your wife Nancy. May God have mercy on your soul."

    Paul Pelosi will be forced to wear an ankle monitor which will prevent him from leaving the premises. At publishing time, his legal team was appealing the sentence.
Go Back


Leave a Guest Comment

Your Name or Alias
Your Email Address ( your email address will not be published )
Enter Your Comment ( text only please )




'Rings Of Power' Showrunners Clarify That Any Resemblance To The Works Of Tolkien Is Purely Coincidental Babylon Bee, Editorials, Op-Ed & Politics Family Spends Enjoyable Video Call With Grandma's Ceiling


HbAD0

Latest Op-Ed & Politics

sheriffs stand for law and order against pro-crime governor and legislature
follows socialist primary wins for Democrat US senate nominations in Michigan and Florida

HbAD1

The new Democrat candidates say their real platform is economic equality and hating Jews, and they’re all out of economic equality.
arrogant Talwani abuses power to try to enforce injunction that Supreme Court had lifted
Audiences will reward good storytelling, and “Brand New Day” hits Spiderman’s sweet spot.
illegal alien "asylum seeker" migrants are a crime wave on both sides of the Atlantic

HbAD2

n Aug. 17, President Donald J. Trump endorsed state Rep. Jennifer Balkcom, R-Henderson, who Republicans recently tapped to replace US Rep. Chuck Edwards on the ballot, to represent NC-11 in the upcoming 2026 mid-term election.
more judicial tyranny and abuse of power by corrupt Biden and Obama judges
Prominent Democrats have fueled this climate with reckless rhetoric.
Henry Hinton explains how public education is to blame for lurch toward socialism

HbAD3

It's a perfect storm of the decline of local lumber industries and the policies put in place to (mis)manage Canadian forests.

HbAD4

 
 
Back to Top